I don’t know about anyone else, but I am feeling severely shafted at the moment.
Jeezus, ya crybabies, I’m gettin’ to ya! These bastards don’t write themselves, ya know.
Hey! Take it to the “ask Gay Guy” thread!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Squeaky wheel…
Here rests Mullinator
Up in the clouds,
ol’ Mully kneels
'fore Holy Crown and Scepter.
But he’s up there
without his wife;
you see, Eve Golden kept her.
Me hopee you likee, honorable Mully-san.
Nice one Flyp. Kudos on a job well done. Forgive my petulant pleading earlier.
And Chef Troy, I just knew that was going to come across in a strange way.
Leave it to me to come in too late…
Hell, that could be my epitath!
Here rests DVous Means.
Or maybe not.
Devious, I tell you, devious!
Oh god, I’m getting drained…
evilbeth, Gone to the Hereafter
Ha ha, evil, ha ha, eternal damnation, funny stuff. Don’t laugh, jackass, I just saw your bunk assignment.
Here lies Jeannie
Major Nelson jokes will result in instant haunting.
In Memoriam of Ukulele Ike
Please, no weeping. Tiny Tim needs the work anyway.
You better not be getting drained, Flypper…you still have mine and Demo’s to do… 
Here rests foolsguinea
Or Marcellus Wallace’s soul. Or gold. Or some kind of contraption with light bulbs. Or Quentin Tarantino’s next screenplay. Or a carburetor. Or cheese…
This is like watching Willie Mays end his career with the Mets or Babe Ruth with the Boston Braves. Still the same name,but the look, feel, and presence just ain’t the same.
[sub]Hey Flyp…better watch out, I think they are getting ready to put you into the old dopers home.[/sub]
Thanks Flyp! I love mine! It is so like me it’s frightening!
Hey! Like a signed Terry Pratchett isn’t bribe enough? 
Nah, really…write one for me when you can. I’m curious to see what you’d say.
TaleraRis…Considering how prolific PTerry has been with signing tours in the UK, unsigned books are probably rarer than signed ones in Europe.
(America is a different story alas, but he’s been working hard to fix that one of late…just got a bunch signed back in Feb.)
checks again Still waiting…
If this takes any longer I am going to NEED an epitaph when it finally arrives.
I’m dying to get my own epitaph.
Flyp; if you have anything left for me, thanks.
They are great!
Crap.
Look, as already noted by the esteemed Mullinator, I’m losing my steam. I’ll finish what I can, but I have some pride, and if I think they’re going to suck, you’ll just have to be patient and hope I get another wind.
And in case any of you thought there was a change over the weekend-
Demo still sucks.
I hope Narile is as big a gamer as I think…
Here lies Narile
Gone on to his rest in the Seven Heavens, Elysium, the Happy Hunting Grounds, Concordant Opposition, or the Outer Plane corresponding to the alignment of his choice
Still working on the others…
Here lies Persephone
At least until April, when she will arise again to bring forth the Spring and vanquish the Marshmallow Legion. And the chocolate rabbits, too.