Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please.

**Here lies EvilTOJ

Please;
No Spitting
No Dancing
No Urinating
**

Oak left here (insert date).
Will you still remember him?

Beneath this sod lies another (another oldie).

I wonder what PoorYorick will post in the thread?

Needscoffee

Who Farted?

cmyk
born February 1973
Died ___________

You’re Next.

Or…

**cmyk

Episode IV
A NEW HOPE**

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have
won their first victory
against the evil Galactic
Empire. During the battle,
Rebel spies managed to
steal secret plans to the
Empire’s ultimate weapon,
the DEATH STAR, an armored
space station with enough
power to destroy an entire
planet. Pursued by the
Empire’s sinister agents,
Princess Leia races home
aboard her starship, custodian
of the stolen plans that can
save her people and restore
freedom to the galaxy…

Hades now runs SAP.

I’m either in heaven playing a harp, or in Hell shaking hands with all my friends.

**FairyChatMom
**I’m nice, dammit!

Don’t you mean

I was nice, dammit! ?

Are you suggesting I won’t be nice in the afterlife? :stuck_out_tongue:

“Lots of Indians down here, property developers beware.”

“Generalissimo Franco and Bob are both still dead.”

[if I die somewhere beyond 80 years of age]

“Only the good die young.”

Farewell to Moonlitherial. She said “Over my dead body” to the wrong person.

In Spanish we say that “weeds never die”. Apparently I wasn’t the only one in my family whose response to “Grandpa is dead” was “well shit, I guess weeds DO die after all!”

Apparently “Weeds do die after all” is not an appropriate epitaph.

Here lies Satchmo

“You should see the other guy!”

Here lies Chowching’s bones.

  • His brain is on a museum.*
  • His heart is on an old man.*
    His liver is on his uncle.
  • His kidneys are on a science lab.*
    His eyes are on a 15 year old girl.
    *His blood is on a blood bank.
    *His skin was used to bind a book.
    His sperm is still available.
    What are you waiting for?

PS If you want the bones. Don’t hesitate to contact your local grave keeper.

“Zigged instead of zagged.”

I’d like …
“I came,
I saw,
I laughed”
…but in Latin. Anyone know how it is written?

                                    Veni,
                                    Vedi,
                                     ....?