Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
41 

               **LUDOVIC**
         has died of dysentery
42

Here lies
Lare
Completely
misunderstood the meaning of
“Dyson Ball Vac.”

43

How about this:

"If you can read this, you are standing too close."

44

Alka Seltzer

“Get the hell off my lawn.”

45

KneadToKnow

Please listen carefully for muffled screams.
If you hear any, please dig quickly.

46

**Here Lies
cmyk

You’re the 1,000,000 visitor!!!
Click here to redeem your free iPad!**

47

Reported for broken link.

48

You’re standing on my balls!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using Tapatalk

49

Here Lies Czarcasm
“Sonofabitch-it WAS the red wire!”
Rest In Pieces

50

Here lies Jophiel
His limit for unarmed combat
was four sasquatch, not five

51

Maus Magill
He was crunchy
and tasted good
with ketchup

52

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Bri2k

53

Not original, but I love
Doc Cathode

He saved the world a lot

54

**CalMeacham

Before They Made Him, They Broke the Mold**

55

Well this just sucks ass.

56

swampbear
Well, this just sucks!

My youngest niece says that if she has any say so I’ll have this epitaph. I lurve my youngest niece! :smiley:

57

Billfish678

He fought Cthulu
And Cthulu won

Decorated of course with the musical notes from the “I fought the law and the law won” song

58

Here lies Sunspace.
Composted.
Mind the tree.

I knew it!!!

Shouldn’t that be “You’re the 1,000,000th visitor!!!”? :smiley:

59

Here lies zoid
As it turns out he was not a machine,
was not indestructible,
could in fact be damaged by bullets, fire, and blunt trauma.
Go figure.

60

Those that live must also die
Tit for tat or
Quid pro quo