Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ha, I was thinking about it… but there’s something about pure yellow on white that makes my corneas peel back! Maybe I need to change my user name to rgb?

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Remember me as you pass by;
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me.

This is an actual epitaph from around 1860, in the cemetery where my parents are buried.

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Did I kill an epitaph thread???

64

I could have had one of my kids post this, they both know what I want:

That ought to settle it.

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In reality, mine will be engraved with a “Get out of Hell free” card (as seen from here: http://www.getoutofhellfree.com/).

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::slaps kayT with wet trout ::

I said silly versions only, please. What are you, some kind of Etruscan?

No, but you made Baby Jesus cry with your seriousness/inability to follow instructions to wisecrack.

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Here Lies Burried
Count Blucher

“…and there was much rejoicing.”

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Veni,
Vidi,
Risi

69

…he only occasionally farted inappropriately.

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Indian, wanted to cut a flash in this world of trouble.
Flash cut him instead,here he lies in rubble.

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If I can arrange to be buried one plot over from you, mine would read…

…occasionally?!

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“Here lies Train,
someone forgot to switch the track.”

1987 - 2646

:cool:

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ouch! ouch! trouts is rough!

Sorry, sorry.

Etruscan?

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Here Lies G0sp3l

                                                Inconceivable
                             It didn't mean what he thought It did,
                 Went against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
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Here lies Marley23.
Will be back soon for revenge on the rest of you.

or

Here lies Marley23.
Since I’m gone, the rest of you may as well kill yourselves now.

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Since I’m such a fan:

**HERE LIES
cmyk

DIED
September 7, 1885

Shot in the back by Mad Dog Tannen over a matter of 80 dollars
In loving memory of his beloved Clara**

77

Here lies Inigo Montoya,

hunted down by Count Rugen’s son.

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Cartooniverse
Entered the world with cough and wheez, departed same on a gentle breeze.

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Here lies Bumbershoot

                                                              And over there, and over there

                                                       We *told* him skydiving was dangerous
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Here lies Gary
he made some people laugh.
But he never should have tried
to out-kick that giraffe.