What was that movie where the guy wanted something on his grave that was totally untrue, like “died saving his family from a shipwreck” or “died saving his wife from a crashing plane” or something, and then he died at the end and they put it on his stone? He didn’t have a wife or family at all. I think it was a comedy, but not slapstick.
Anyone?
That was from Back to the Future III.
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That was from Back to the Future III.
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Sorry, I wasn’t clear. cmyk’s quote from BTTF III reminded me of some movie where the guy wanted to have…
…just remembered. Royal Tenenbaums.
ETA: Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship
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Insert Quarter To Continue
Here Lies Crown Prince
We Told Him Not To Pick At It
Wish You Were Here.
I told myself that
Before I died I would write
One damn haiku.
I’m stealing mine from one I’ve seen.
Quint- Every other inch a Gentleman
Game Over.
You Have No More Credits.
or
Look!
Askance!
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing?
or…
They told me I was too beautiful to be cremated
[Will respawn in 10 … 9 …]
I don’t know if you meant to put the second line on there or not, but I like to think it’s part of the epitaph.
Not that I believe in reincarnation or anything but this one would be pretty funny:
Crown Prince has suffered a fatal error
Reformat?
Toofs
Goofed
On a roof.
Punoqllads
Should have taken
that left turn at
Albequerque
Here lies Ender.
He died while composing a message on a message board.
I know what you’re thinking. “Ender. If you died while composing a message on a message board, wouldn’t it have been funny to have that epitaph be incomplete?”
No, you idiot. First off, I didn’t say it was THIS message board. That’s a mighty huge assumption there. And secondly, if I died while composing the message, how would I have posted it? Huh?
[sub]ok, I could have been dictating it[/sub]
Fatal Error. System restart in 30…29…28…
There are other message boards???