Totally. I’d die to post in one.
That last line only has four syllables. Is that a meta joke? If so, then bravo sir!
There’s a reason why they had to bury me six feet under, Ladies.
Pohjonen’s body lies under this stone…
This spot’s taken, go find your own.
After the dates, and beloveds (friend, uncle, etc) I want
Naked On The Internet
Lucky stiff!
Here Lies Full Metal Lotus
Feel free to rememember the man
Under Your Feet, and with
Care, see that you, and presidents and
Kings, will someday join him.
That life is fleeting, and moments
However many you shall have, shall someday
End.
Let your thoughts not go to regret,
Instead, live your life to its
Very fullest, wring from each second all
It can give annd then twist a little more.
Never miss an opportunity to smile, hug, dance, make love, enjoy a
Good meal. Live, Live Live! This momement is your gift, tear it open and ENJOY!
Here lies Knorf.
What an asshole. We’re glad he’s gone.
Too bad civic law didn’t permit us to just dump his carcass in the landfill.
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Anonymous Grave No. 14
Under ME
Gone to Walmart
Doc Cathode
Misplaced The Decimal Point
I know what I want my last words to be
OH, SHIT
David
So that’s what the red button does.
Or just -
Regards,
Shodan
Finally it’s quiet.
It’s dead around here at night.
What happens if I push this button?
Gleena has failed to run
Abort? Retry? Ignore?
Gleena
You can’t steal this body.
R v Kelly and Lindsay [1998] EWCA Crim 1578
(Because I like the original…)
Apollyon
Accidentally shot by his valet
“Well done, thou good and faithful servant”
Do you know this guy, by any chance?