Well, however you pronounce that, you can just be called [insert rank here] Tedet if you agree to join my army or starfleet.
I would be Lauke McFit, gfloyd is Sarfi Wawal, our other roommate is Carge Chwor, and my SO is Rusli Ansal.
Jusri Grdur under the first system–not a bad last name, but that first…
Risju under the second. I don’t like that either.
Behold **Chaze Pelet[b/]. I am one bad mofo. Actually, it kinda sounds like a Star Wars porn star name.
Other system: **ZENCH[b/]. Reminds me of that scene in Orgazmo with that Sancho guy.
“But…I am ZENCH! Are they ZENCH? No. Only I am ZENCH!”
My SW name would be Eliou KiSea under this method. I kinda like it. Where do I report to pick up my X-wing fighter?
Under the alternate method given, I am Outel, and that’s right out.
I’m Davso Kocha. Screw the light saber crap and give me a blaster. And unlike Han Solo I will fire first.
Timdo Shlos
Omani Iqdow.
WRS
Deneu Litop
Ricew Dolos
WTF? how do you pronouce Ricew? 
Jearo Besto
Annke Idnew
Gee, I kinda like Annke. Hmm, I guess I lucked out! 
Robme Hafre. I’m not even sure how to pronounce that.
Under the other system, it’s Metro. :dubious:
Jonpi Rolex
Andsi Vacan
I bet I’d be cleaning the laser on the Death Star just when they test fired it.
Add a vowel or two to help.
Benon Alhou
Not too bad…
My son:
Wilon Miker
Daughter #1:
Katon Miker
Daughter#2:
Amaon Miker
Wife:
Denon Hothr
Wenak Cabro
Nice!
Now: Terbo Deher
Soon: Terfa Deher
I dunno. Terbo sounds like I go real fast and Terfa sounds like a fart. This game is broken.
Substitute an apostrophe.
-Barpi Stche