“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets in your buttcrack at the beach. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth like your buttcheeks.”
This ain’t the way I was told to get your Star Wars name. The system I was told years ago was to take the first three letters of your last name and add that to the first two letters of your first name. For me that results in Boean.
For this incorrect way, I am Annbo Stnee
I suspect I would be a communications officer on one of the doomed Death Stars, from the sound of it. Or whatever equates to a red shirt in the Star Wars universe.