I’ve had several unpleasant experiences with the Kansas City Missouri police, which is especially annoying as my dad was a KCMO cop when I was a kid. These shitbags have changed someone who used to have a positive impression of the police to a negative one.
When I was 20, I got a ticket for jaywalking. To be precise, it was for crossing against a red light at 11th and Main. But the thing was, at that particular intersection, all the lights turned red at once, and all the walk signs lit up. It was perfectly legal to jaywalk there. Asshole wrote me a ticket anyway. I showed up at court to fight it, with photographs of the intersection, and the gutless wonder didn’t show up so I didn’t get to say my piece.
A couple of years later, I was walking down a street, a car backfired, and I got stopped by a cop who accused me of throwing firecrackers. Never mind that I didn’t have any fireworks on me, or a lighter and I hate fireworks. I got dragged to a police station miles away and waited an hour before they finally figured all this out. I was stuck more than a mile from a bus line and they would not give me a ride back to where I was picked up, citing some bullshit about “insurance”.
Years later, I was walking home, it was very late, and I tried to hail a cab who was pulling into a liquor store. I ran over to him, and the driver, seeing the liquor store was closed, pealed out, nearly running me over. He drove across the street to a convenience store. I ran over there to ask “What the hell?”, and he got out of the car and hauled off and punched me in the mouth. The people in the store called the cops, and detained the driver. I could not get the cops to arrest the driver, or even breathalyze him! They apparently thought it was important to keep a violent functional alcoholic behind the wheel of a cab.
Yet another time, I was going to see a movie on the Country Club Plaza, and the “Church” of Scientology had set a couple of card tables up in front of the theater to sell their books and run their scam. The had an e-Meter and all their crap. I called the police, and a pair of cops showed up. The Scientologists, as is their policy, lied to the police and claimed I had been screaming abuse. The cop threw me to the sidewalk, gave me a black eye, called a paddy wagon and I spent the night in a police lockup.
Finally, for the last two years, I have been trying to get the police to ticket this scummy business called “Basement Repair Supply” that has been parking cars, vans and pickup trucks on the sidewalk (see this Google streetview for evidence). Not once have they ticketed of towed these cars, and I suspect the asshole owner is a former Kansas City cop. I’m pretty sure this won’t change until he actually gets someone killed.