Well howdy Mizz Drysdale! Why don’t y’all come on over to the ceement pond fer a swim! Granny’s gone russle us up a mess of grits 'n gravy and mebbe sum possum with sweet ‘taters! We’s gone do it up raht in the fancy eatin’ room. We gone use the pot passers and everthang! Ellie May wants ta show yew her new pet. He’s an Orangatang named Ewlesseys. Yer shore to take a lakin to him!
Things I would never say in an Eve thread. “Sure the Alqonquin is a nice hotel but the Best Western down the street serves a hot breakfast free.”
I’m curious, did you set out with the intention of being the Official SDMB Poop and Terlet Guy, or did it just sort of happen? This is just another exaple of how you guys are clever and I’m just an idiot. I never would have made the beans -> can -> toilet connection.
I wouldn’t have made the connection a year or so ago…but now the whole Terlet thing as sort of seeped into my very being. It’s kind of a drag, but at least I get stuff on the SDMB.
I have no idea how that happened. For some reason poop behaves very strangely around me and I, for better or worse, chose to document it. I think lots of people read the stories and think “Yeah, my butt did that once too.”
Things not to say in an Eve thread: Those headstones would be much prettier if they were made of plastic.
Silly! Lorgnettes are the cheerleaders for the Lakside Lorgs. (where Eve went to High School)
I would never say I enjoy eating lima beans in an Eve thread.
Not because she loves lima beans but because I hate them.
You know what would make those old silent movies better? Get rid of that boring old piano music and replace it with some serious heavy metal!! While you’re at it, get rid of all those boooooring placards and just dub everyone’s voice. And colorize the damn things already!
That’s what I love about this jernt–half the people quaking in fear of my Social Disapproval, and the other half racking their brains for things to say to piss me off.
I recently dreamt I was teaching English at the General Slocum Middle School. All through the dream, I was mildly worried, because I knew the name meant something. I just couldn’t remember what.