Me, it’s -football coach.-
I like football (yeah) but I definitely don’t understand it as well as Madden 
-Wait-
Just realized. I said
Be back later with more.
Professional athlete (I think I could wing it as a coach, if I had a book to refer to)
Mathematician
Singer/Musician
Chef
Bartender (I’m a teetotaler)
Tattoo artist
Man, I’m no good at a whole lot of stuff.
Oddly, the one for which I’m currently drawing a paycheck.
Ditch digger-wouldn’t last an hour
Come to think of it I’d have about the same career longevity as a Walmart greeter.How can they handle that elf personality?
A bit of a sidetrack-but why are these people even * necessary * to a chain that prides itself on cutting expenses to the bone?
IT guy
Neurosurgeon
Cosmetologist
What would I excel at?
President of the US of A - get us fixed up right now!
Scientist of any sort.
Physicist.
Ballerina.
Doctor.
Chef.
Stockbroker.
Yardman.
Singer.
Seamstress.
Waitress.
Au pair.
Secretary.
Salesman.
Middle Manager of Anything.
Personnel Person.
Et cetera. I could list quite a few more, but you get the idea.
Probably better to ask what job I would be qualified for, which is what I do: public relations consulting.
I couldn’t hack it as a receptionist. All those lines ringing at once - nooo!!
I couldn’t hack it as a receptionist. All those lines ringing at once - nooo!!
Priest, Rabbi, Imam, Reverend, Pastor, Cardinal, Arch-bishop, Pope, courtroom caricature artist.
Reading female minds…I really, seriously, suck at this occupation, but somehow I keep on being recruited by women to try and do this job.
I’m amazed that people can even think about making such a list. My answer would be “all of them except…” followed by a very short list.
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[li]Doctor- I don’t know how well I’d be able to deal with all the gross things that can be found in the human body.[/li][li]Mortician/undertaker/coroner, etc.- As if dealing with live bodies wouldn’t be bad enough. :eek: [/li][li]Repairman or technician- My lack of patience with fixing things clearly makes this line of work outside my qualifications.[/li][li]Teacher- This would also require having lots of patience and I just don’t have it.[/li][li]Coach or athlete for most sports- I have no interest in most sports and don’t really know much about most of them, especially football.[/li][li]Policeman- Too dangerous and stressful, especially the daily exposure to the worst of humanity, and I’d be too out of shape to handle it anyway.[/li][li]Prison guard- This would also be a dangerous and stressful job, putting up with constant threats and insults from inmates.[/li][li]Repo man- Also too dangerous, and I have too much of a heart to take someone’s car away from him, even if he was a total deadbeat.[/li][li]Bill collector- I couldn’t harrass people over the phone to pay up, and I couldn’t put up with the torrent of verbal abuse. This is also why I’d never make it as a telemarketer.[/li][/ul]
Titan2, having worked at the unmentionable place of evil, I can attest to the fact that they are actually a part of their “Inventory Control.” They are the ones who check your bags and receipt if you trip the alarm.
Jobs I could never do:
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Computer Programmer- I am capable of doing it, as I have taken a few com sci courses, but I cannot and could not sit in front of a monitor all day punching keys. Ewww…
Middle Management- Put me at the top of the bottom, I don’t want to deal with shit from both ends, one is bad enough.
Store Clerk- Too boring. I have worked in a hardware store and as mentioned, the place of evil, and I hate it. 90% of the time i stand around doing nothing hoping, praying a customer will ask me to do something, but then when they did, I wanted them to go away because they are complete idiots. I know they are idiots, because I am a customer, and am an idiot when I ask questions.
Elementary or middle school teacher- I hate little kids. Damn annoying. I think I could be ok with teenagers (of course, I say this being only 21, maybe that will change when I am actually old.) For that matter, any job that requires me to be around kids I would hate.
Policeman- I wouldn’t take it seriously. I hate jerk cops, so I wouldn’t be one, and as such, get fired because people on my route drive at 90 MPH and steal from stores.
Asbestos Monitor- The job required me to tell these old, muscular men who have been removing asbestos for twenty years how to do their jobs. I did this for a summer and hated it. The hours are unpredicatable, people don’t do what you tell them, and then it was my ass on the line. Don’t make me responsible for other’s mistakes.
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However, I love most physical labor jobs. They keep me busy so I enjoy it. I worked in construction for four summers and so far it is still the best job I have ever had (other jobs include working in a store, being an asbestos monitor, and a research assistant.) I don’t mind cleaning, so custodian would be alright. I actually want to be a garbageman, I hear it pays well and has good benefits, and you only work a few hours a day!
i can do
music
arts
math
crafts
cs
language
history
physics
chemistry
i can’t do
sports.
no wait
i can.
Pinsetter mechanic–I am six feet, four inches tall, and while I have a basic knowledge of a pinsetters/spotters operation, I am simply not qualified to participate in the maintenance or repairing of these machines.
Symphony Conductor–I can barely read a chord chart, much less a score for 100-odd musicians.
Proctologist - While I’ve had my fingers up a few asses, I’d feel weird about getting paid for it. I also wouldn’t know what I was looking for.
Sheepherder - Too dull.
Commercial Airline Pilot - Too stressful.
Porn Star - Too much…no wait, I can do this one.
Pig Farmer - Too sloppy.
White House Intern - Too many cigars.
Professional Hitman - Too much blood.
Is there such thing as an amateur hitman?!
Artist (of any kind).
Art critic.
garbage collector - couldn’t/wouldn’t be able to stand the smell
anything to do with science, really.
pathologist/coronor, or anything else to do with dead bodies.