What killed Whitney Houston?

She’s just Waiting To Expire.

Bobby Brown

I really like this. i think it would make a better movie.

Waiting To Exhume

That was 30 years ago, not a few, maybe, just maybe they have fixed things in the three decades since then.

Her lifestyle no doubt. She survived longer than most.

This Whitney Houston was killed by hand with a sharp knife?

I’m gonna go ahead and wager 8000 straightdollars that it was wrist cutting.

Where was her bodyguard??

This. It is pretty much the only cause of death.

A Whitney Houston zombie flick?

Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room with a crack pipe.

There is a movie in the works in which she plays a small part, due to come out later this year. My money is on some psychopath who thought: “well, if she dies, no-one would be surprised, and the movie would make about 3000 times more then it would otherwise, so lets make sure mrs. Houston has an accident in her hotel room” .

That is my juicy conspiracy theory and I’m sticking to it.

Don’t worry, Ludovic. I got it. And you’re likely right.

I’m going with suicide by overdose.

The photograph they published a few days ago, with her walking out of a club looking like a black Lindsey Lohan, made me certain that she was back on hard-ass drugs. She was a fool to get mixed up with Bobby Brown. And she’s paid the price in spades.

What a catastrophic shame. Such beauty, such talent…down the drain. I feel really bad for her mom and daughter. People who care for drug addicts have a really difficult lot.

She might as well go to the Grammys anyway.

If only we could have warned this kid.

I think she learned the truth about the moon landings and was killed by the real Men In Black.

I say drug overdose. If I had to guess I would expect benzodiazepenes of some kind, possibly with alcohol