I laughed so hard! It would be awesome for a Dopefest.
Good luck, Leaffan! There are so many cool ones it would be hard to narrow them down! I want that Daleks/R2D2/Star Trek shirt.
I can beat that.
You’ll probably like this, then: https://www.offworlddesigns.com/porkins-bbq/
I just saw this one, and hate myself a little for laughing at it: https://www.chargrilled.com.au/t-shirts/prodimages/staticimages/square/m0ihatebeingbipolaritsawesome_m_Royal%20Blue.jpg
Check this website out, daily or every so often. You’re bound to find something you like.
I saw a guy loitering outside the E.R. yesterday wearing a t-shirt that said:
Detroit
Riot
1967
Maybe that’s a career option - selling souvenir t-shirts from a little cart at the sites of riots, bombings etc.
“I Survived The Las Vegas Shooting” would probably be a big seller.
I am partial to this shirt, but you might find something related to a different team.
https://www.ebbets.com/collections/t-shirts/products/fort-worth-cats-1959-t-shirt
To be really cool, find a factory reject shirt. I have one that says “Leave Freely Anywhere”. Somebody in the design department in a third world sweatshop didn’t know the difference in English between “live” and “leave”. I bought it for 25c off a street market pallet of discarded American clothes in Cebu.
By the way, after major sports events, hawkers have t-shirts proclaiming both team as the winner, and sell only the shirts that correctly identify the champion… The wrong-team remainders get sold in Lima or Kuala Lumpur off street carts.
I think he probably already spent the money, this is a old,old,old decrepit. musty,old,rotted,stinky,rudely awakened thread!!
Leaffan! Snowboarder Bo has perhaps found you the perfect shirt if you haven’t made the plunge! Here you go, no thanks necessary! From this post:http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838093 
I sort of accept, as an article of faith, that the original poster is not the only person on earth who is interested in the answers to the question, and continued discussion of a topic can be edifying to readers down the road, sometimes decades later.
If you enjoy fish and Alaska-related themes, check out Ray Troll’s t-shirts.
This is captioned “Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea”.
I also have this one, which is a bit edgier.
I like Sciwence T-shirts, and this one is offered in many styles in many places: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1564561-you-matter-you-energy-funny-science
My two favorites non-band T-shirts that I’ve bought in the last year are:
A picture of a Dalek with the caption “OMG! It’s R2D2! I loved him in Star Trek!”
and one that says:
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Which reminds me of: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81mK5yB7WKL._UL1500_.jpg
Being a life-long fan of James Clark my favorites have always been varieties of
and
but this one is cool as well.
:smack:
Well so much for my brain.
But at least I see I’m consistent.
OH
MY
GOD
BECKY!!
(perfect! I say)
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