Oh. Well carry on with your incest fantasies, what kind of board is this anyway!?
(P.S. That was a joke)
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MILF = Mum I’d like to fuck.
So why isn’t it MILTF?
A MILF has to be a woman who’s old enough to be your mother. Saying anyone who’s had a child can be a MILF is ridiculous - Keisha Castle-Hughes is not a MILF.
Agreed- my take is that it has to be a woman that is attractive, yet looks like she’s in her late 30’s or older (and is). An extreme example, Goldie Hawn- she’s hot, but you wouldn’t mistake her for a 20 year old. An 18 year old with a kid is just a hot young girl. No MILF porn site would have a teenybopper girl who just happens to have to have a kid- they go to lengths to make the woman look older (glasses, hair in buns, etc.).
I’m surprised VCO3 hasn’t weighed in here yet.
What makes a MILF?
Why, the previous generation of MILFs, of course!
I’ve been playing around with this guy that’s only 10 years younger than me and therefore I could not be his mother. But it’s an important 10 years (early 20s to early 30s) and the maturity level is incredibly different so he makes me feel like a total MILF sometimes. However, in the strictest sense I would have to weigh in with Thudlow Boink. Even if it does knock me out of contention…
A MILFs children have to be old enough that their contemporaties are eyeing her with wood
I’ve been using this phrase wrongly for quite some time now :o What’s my punishment? :o
You have to admit that you’ve been using the phrase wrongly on a public message board seen by thousands of people. 
You’re a wee bairn indeed. I’m old enough to think of women in their thirties as being young enough to be my daughter not old enough to be my mother. A MILF from my perspective is someone like Susan Sarandon.
I’m no spring chicken either- I was going by the original (?) use of the term in American Pie, and the definition from the vantage point of the guys in the film- for me, it would be Florence Henderson
Your wife wants to fuck your dad, and she told you this, and you’re alright with it? :dubious:
I’d add…
c. Experienced.
But, I suppose, that’s implied.
She’s got a FILFy mind, that one. 