This may or may not be a hijack, but I’ll give it anyway:
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE was the show that everybody was talking about for a few weeks several years ago, spawning a host of half-assed quickly off the air knock-offs and then itself going to the QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY HOME FOR THE HALF SEASON SENSATION. The show was great because
1- there was the element of knowledge
2- there was the element of chance (what the questions would be, would you be chosen if you went there, etc.)
3- people could play along with it at home and (this is very very very important) have the fantasy that they might be in the hot seat themselves some day
I think there are two main reasons why the show quickly began smelling like old halibut:
1- They took away the 1-800 contestant search number. This move cannot be underestimate in its effect- somebody did not understand that the 1-800 number was a vital part of the show’s success because it fed the fantasy “that could be me… and I KNOW who Tinkerbell was modelled after” element which led to disinterest in the show’s viewership (why watch somebody else get rich when you can flip channels and watch people learn their kid belongs to the neighbor or eat cockroaches for money?)
2- Those stupid ass $100-$1000 “Which of the following was a president of the U.S.- A) Richard Simmons B) Humphrey Bogart C) Dwight D. Eisenhower D) Anne Frank” questions. They’re boring, time consuming, and while I realize that the point of them is to let the contestant loosen up and get the hang of it, screw 'em. They either know or they don’t, and unlike Jeopardy you don’t have to learn to work the buzzers and speed most certainly isn’t an issue. (I loved THE SIMPSONS parody when Moe was asked a question on the show about Quantum Mechanics and starts with “Well…uh… let’s see… I was born in Indiana…”.)
The way I’d fix that show and bring it back as big as ever:
1- reinstate the 1-800 number
2- start with the thousand dollar question (give 'em a thou for answering the “put these body parts in order of size on an average 12 year old” qualifying question)
3- (BIGGIE)- start every episode with the qualifying question and have a maximum of one or two players per episode. If Player A strikes out at $16,000 and Player B goes all the way and Player C quits with $32,000 then simply don’t show them in order; cut and splice it so that they appear no more than 1 or 2 per show- go long or short on the “Bob collects broken toy dump trucks and I understand he has an interesting story about the time he saw his daughter’s naked boobies on a “sluts in Cancun” video at a stag party, tell us about that Bob” parts as needed and you’re a shoe-in for editing awards at the daytime Emmies).
4- Add more lifelines and then let the player choose which 3 he or she wants. Each can still be used only one time. Some I’d add would include “30 seconds on Google” (nice piece of tie-in change to be had there), “ask a librarian by chat”, "pick a shell [one shell has the answer written underneath, the other three say “sorry, try again”] or “Pass” (where you can get another question of equal value but you have to answer it without a lifeline).
5- Speedo and thong clad frat boy dancers
6- New sexy co-hosts, Fran Drescher and Max Baer Jr.!
Well, maybe not, but the first five would work.