Am I the only lesbian Mum (or Mom) here?
Hmm… I haven’t noticed anyone else whose parents were from Haiti. Also, I think I’m the only person attending Morehouse on these boards (if there’s anybody else from the AUC, represent!).
I have the most worst grammer of everybody!
But I am pretty.
Wow, almost to post 666 . . .
I’m dead.
I think I am the only Doper who is an AC Repairman.
No buttcracks for me. I wear a belt.
Maybe. How old are you (if you don’t mind my asking)?
No one else’s username even remotely resembles mine.
I’m the Doper with the highest posts per day.
[sub]I need another hobby.[/sub]
I’m the only Doper who never got welcomed to the boards 
Welcome, gouda! You are now no longer unique! 
I am, quite possibly, the only Doper who moved from San Antonio to Washington, DC.
What an 800th post, eh?
I believe I am the youngest doper(14).
Well, apart from location-specific things (my Oktoberfest-count is pretty high) I used to boast that I had visited all Disney theme parks, including Tokyo Disneyland. But now those folks at Disney very inconsiderately opened another one in Paris.
shakes tiny fist at corporate establishment
Damn you for taking my claim to uniqueness away from me!
It’s gonna get worse Einmon.
And worse. And the lunar park can’t be too far down the road. Better get cracking!
I’m probably the only gymnastics/trampoline coach. If not, speak up! 
Also, I’m probably the only one who’s part Seychellois.
Oooh! Another idea: Am I the only doper tumbler? Any other tumblers here?
Great to see some more Africans here. As for the guy who said he is the youngest doper how old are you? I’m 20 so i guess im in the running for that too. Dont think there are too many teens here.
And you guys with the big cocks…hate to break it to you, but African men have one thing going for them…
Clue; I call mine Anaconda
Thanks! That’s cool. It never occurred to me that Ireland would have been using English coinage way back then.
I myself found a Roman coin once, but, not being an archaeologist, I kept it.
Noooooooo…
Note to self: Need to find other field for uniqueness
In all honesty, I would have never guessed you were that young. You have an amazing amount of maturity for your age. I’m quite impressed.
Gah. There goes my claim to being unique, being sixteen and two months.
I can bend over backwards and touch my head with my toes, how’s that?
Um… I live in a red squirrel conservation reserve. I can bend over backwards and touch my head with my toes, how’s that?
I didn’t type that twice. I don’t know how I did that. I’ll shut up now.