I don’t nique… I don’t even lurk… I just come right out and post…
I haven’t quite jarred them, but I have made them at home.
But I’m likely the only Doper that has made other peoples pickles (I worked in a pickle and olive factory.)
I think I’m not the only former dairy farmer, but has anyone else been a kosher food supervisor? Or worked in a meat processing factory? Or sold vegetarian hot dogs at street fairs?
But do you pickle you jars? 
*I’m the only one who translates ancient Tamil poetry.
Fragrant Woman
konkutêr vâlkkai yañcirait tumpi
kâmañ ceppâtu kaNTatu molimô
payiliyatu kelîiya naTpin mayiliyar
ceriyeyir rarivai kûntalin
nariyavum uLavônî yariyum pûvê
Beautiful-winged bee
whose life is passed in search of honey
don’t speak to me of desire
but tell me what you really saw:
Could even the flowers that you know
be as full of fragrance
as the hair of the woman
with the even set of teeth and the peacock nature,
to whom long affection binds me?
I am the only Doper who will complete the October TriDopeFecta[sup]®[/sup].
[sub]For those not in the know, those are:[]ChiDope (Oct 13)[]Coldi-SpinyDope (Oct 20)OhDope, A Halloween Extravaganza! (Oct 27)[/sub]
…the only Doper to perform on the stage of the Royal Albert Hall to sell-out crowds on multiple occasions.
…the only Doper to appear on prime-time television in over a dozen countries.
…the only Doper to be an announcer/DJ for Nebraska Public Radio.
…the only Doper to have a private conversation with Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
…the only Doper to own a Gideon Freudmann CD.
How’s that?
Damn, I didn’t realize that Nymysys and I were…well, basically twins. But she gets to work at a restaurant…which I miss very much.
I think I’m the only confirmed Germaniac (since I’m the one who does the confirming of that fact) on the boards. And if I’m not the only one, I’m the most outspoken.
And unfortunately, I think I’m the only rabid Rammstein fan
And I think I’m the only doper who made goulash for Fugazi
Man. I couldn’t even tell you what makes me unique!
Let’s just say Eric Kroll digs my stuff.
<buzzer sound> I’m listening to Mutter right now. 
((Okay, so maybe I’m not a rabid fan.))
At 6’5-1/2", I might possibly be the tallest doper, but I doubt it.
I’m the only doper who knows where all of Serendipity’s beauty marks are. 
[sub]At least, I better be. Otherwise, I got me some killin’ to do.[/sub]
I hope I’m the only doper who’s been hit by five cars and two buses (and not broken a bone yet :D)
Anybody else have a saggital crest?
Ha. Didn’t think so.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by thinksnow *
**I am the only Doper who will complete the October TriDopeFecta[sup]®[/sup].
[sub]For those not in the know, those are:[li]ChiDope (Oct 13)[]Coldi-SpinyDope (Oct 20)[]OhDope, A Halloween Extravaganza! (Oct 27)[/sub] **[/li][/QUOTE]
LIES!!!
You’re the only GUY doper, though. We shalt be Queen and King.
I’m the only doper, AFAIK, that was born in backwoods Appalachia, and has lived in two of the larger metro areas in the US (New Orleans and ATL), who then chose to move away from Atlanta to live in eastern Tennessee.
I think that I’m the only Bluegrass Music fan here.
I’m Prob’ly the only person here that was born with a serious Cleft palate-Cleft lip.
ergo-I’m Probably the only one to have a major knee reconstruction AND major facial reconstruction
I’m likely to be the only Doper with a chihuahua whose name was inspired by Carl Sagan.
AFAIK, I’m the only Doper to have circumnavigated the globe.
I thought my username was unique and that I was the only one, it seems that there are two more of me out there.
I collect pens, specifically fountain pens.
I drive a red Thunderbird Turbo Coupe with 152,000 km, who else can say that?
I really like Lyle Lovett’s music.
I own the Robert Johnson boxed set.
There must be more but despite how unique I am most of it would be pretty boring to the rest of you.
I have a twelve inch Johnson. Actually I don’t but hearing that makes Lola smile.
I am the only Doper who gets to snuggle with Lola every night, yes… you can all be jealous.
I think I’m the only amatuer belly dancer here.
I’m almost positive that I’m the only belly dancer who’s performed at a dope fest!
Was it going east or west?
Sorry to pop your bubble, but I circumnavigated the globe, going west. It took me two years (1994-1996). Approximately the same length of time it took Magellan’s crew.
I’m probably the only Doper who’s thrown a telephone at the head of an attorney from the largest law firm in Philadelphia.
I seem to be the only Doper who owns a Cadillac that’s older than he is.
I’m definitely the only Doper who has ridden a folded cafeteria table down two flights of high school stairs (long story).
I know for sure that I’m the only Doper who’s dangled from scaffolding on just below the roof of the Pennsylvania Senate chamber.
Regards,
Zappo
Hey, I have that; in fact, I was listening to it this morning. Too cool.
I’m the only Doper whose first post on his 30th birthday was his 1000th post.
Also, I’m the only male Doper who has belly danced at a Dopefest, AFAIK.