Okay, I have another one:
I’m the only Doper who genuinely doesn’t care whether or not you like me.
Nope, guess again, babe. I haven’t worked at the Looch in almost two months. She is me and I am she. At least you’re married or I’d never be able to tell the difference.
AFAIK, I’m the only doper who has:
[li] worked as a traveling carny.[/li][li] got her car stuck after accidently backing over her ex-boyfriend’s trash can.[/li][li] been bitten by a screech-owl.[/li][li] lost a toenail to an angry swan.[/li] had a vulture throw up in her car.
Hmmmm…
I think I’m the only Doper with the entire Martin Amis collection, all first editions.
I’m the only Doper who had a guitar lesson from Kurt Cobain.
The only Doper with a quote from Crunchy Frog’s book in her sig, the only one who broke her leg getting thrown off a horse, and who has walked the base paths of Wrigley Field.
Sorry – which one of you is the Eggman and which one is the Walrus?[sub]No, don’t answer that…[/sub]
I am the only Dope who is a Star Trek fan.
I am the only Doper who thinks Jarbay is a hottie.
I’m the only Doper who is, or at least is not ashamed of admitting/proclaiming that he is, a Bolshevik.
I’m the only Doper with an EyeMouth.
AFAIK, I’m the only Doper who’s ever been to Uzbekistan.
I’m definitely not the only Boston Terrier fan on the boards, which is why Bad News Baboon is high on my “you rock” list.
I like Bluegrass! This despite hours and hours of listening to Jubilee being edited across the hall. I have shaken Bill Monroe’s hand.
I am the only Doper who writes for educational television, perhaps. I can name all of Kentucky’s 120 counties (only two states have more) and provide the name of a town in each (well, most of the time).
I am the only Doper with a yearbook at home which contains a photograph of Tom Cruise as a high-school sophomore. (And also of my husband as a junior.)
Ooops. Ignore the 40-post thing. :o
After being allowed to feel jarbabyj up at ChiDope, I think I can tell the difference, Nym. Here…put your boobs in my hands.
Oh, no you’re not. I’d step over my dying mother and a dying Drew Barrymore for jarbabyj.
I think I’m the only Doper who lives in Pinellas County, Florida.
I’m the only Doper who drives a Sentra SE-R.
I haven’t heard anyone else who says they like bis, one of my favorite bands.
Same goes for The Supreme Beings of Leisure.
I’m probably the only one who has had gravel thrown at him by an angry squirrel at Lake Seminole Park.
I am not the only Doper nursing a little crush on Esprix.
I wanna hear about this one.
“…There’s the wind-up, and it’s a low inside curve, oooh, direct to the kneecap, now that’s gotta smart…”
I believe I’m the only Doper triathlete.
AFAIK, I’m the only doper who’s a film archivist, who was born in Ecuador, or who graduated from the same alma mater as his father 63 years later.
Jarbaby does guys stepping over women in need of aid turn you on?
I need to know.
:rolleyes: Okay, I’m the only triathlete that races under rules sanctioned by USAT, and doesn’t involve beer. 
I might be the only thrice-banned Doper that is still allowed to post…
I believe I’m the only Doper who’s ever impaled himself on a bamboo stake.
I believe I’m the only Doper who has received an offer from jarbaby of being his personal whore. <sigh>
I believe I’m the only Doper who’s managed to dislocate his shoulder… playing volleyball, for Chrissake.
I believe I’m the only Doper originally from Antioch, Illinois.