What might you be dead of now?

Kind of long, but I just had to tell story!

Diverticulitis!

For those of you who don’t know what Diverticulitis is, it’s when the wall of your large intestine/colon (for whatever reason) has small pouches in it that bulge outward …like an inner tube that pokes through weak places in a tire tube. These pouches can become infected and the major symptom is abdominal pain! Ya, no kidding. Most of the time
this can be cured by a round of antibiotics, and once you know you have it, getting the recommended amount of fiber in your diet helps prevent further infections/flare ups. Since
the fiber helps keep stuff from lodging in those pouches!

I (not very smart) kept hoping the abdominal pain would go away. I didn’t want to
go to the Doctor at the time because I had no Medical Insurance. Well, let me tell you,
never ignore a pain that lasts a week. One of those infected pouches ruptured
and was leaking into my abdominal cavity. When I woke up yellow … and I mean YELLOW
with a 104-deg fever I finally decided to the ER. When I noticed that I was receiving
even prompter treatment that the man with an arm hanging off his arm by a vein,
I knew I was in trouble. I had an abscess in my gut the size of a grapefruit. My body was so infected my heart had started to enlarge. I spent a week and half in the hospital
on IV antibiotics to kill the infection. Went back two months later (on oral antibiotics during that time) to have the section of large intestine that had the perforated diverticulum removed. They gutted me like a fish and took out eight inches of large intestine. I now
have a nice zipper scar that runs from above my navel down to … well just about as far down as you can go!

Septicemia :eek:

I was a breach birth that necessitated a c-section. That may or may not have been a deal breaker, however. A breach birth is much more dangerous for the mother than the baby, and in any case c-sections have a recorded history of over 800 years, so modern medicine couldn’t realistically claim the save on this one. Although, my sisters probably wouldn’t have been born and my mother might not have lived through the surgery in an earlier time.

This was in the early 70s, when US doctors seemed to have less idea about how to deal with childbirth than some third-world nations. My mom was only in labor for 12 hours with me before they put her under the knife, and she was a first time mother who was made to lie flat on her back. An upright birthing position reportedly helps a lot in giving birth and inducing the baby to turn. At least one of the surgeries my mother needed for the three of us kids to be born was botched so badly that her stomach muscles were permanently weakened, leading to years of backaches and a greatly reduced ability to do anything physical. When she finally went to get it treated, the doctor asked, “So, who butchered you?”

In all fairness, my mother would now have a lower chance of serious problems since doctors are finally taking notice of the lower rates of complications midwives usually have and are making changes in how they deal with birth. My aunt specifically went to a midwife for her second birth because of a very unpleasant experience in the hospital with her first one. She had fewer problems, no medical interventions, and a much shorter recovery time. 'Course, it was her second birth too.

I had pneumonia when I was four, and I’m assuming that antibiotics reduced the chances of my dying from it pretty significantly. Of course, I probably wouldn’t have gotten pneumonia if both my parents hadn’t been smokers. Nice feature of modern life, that. I don’t remember it being bad enough to be admitted to the hospital. I pretty clearly remember convalescing at home. So it’s also possible I would have recovered on my own without medical intervention. On the plus side, this eventually led to my parents quitting smoking.

My first bone injury occurred about four years ago. It was serious enough to cripple without surgery, but I wouldn’t have died from it. I also wouldn’t have been in a position to be injured in that way 100 years ago. Modern medicine hasn’t really conjured up any miracles a 19th century surgeon wasn’t capable of. Bone and joint injury treatment still pretty much consists of putting all the pieces back in the right places, immobilizing the joint, and hoping it heals straight.

Other than those things, I’m pretty darn healthy. Lucky combinations of genes have protected me against most of the genetic screwups in one or the other branches of my family. I don’t have the allergies of my mom’s side or the nasty astigmatism. I don’t have dad’s color blindness or my aunt’s digestive disorders, and that side’s tendency to gain lots of mid-section weight is reduced by a tendency to leanness on my mom’s side, from what I can tell.

On the other hand, I’m virtually guaranteed a slow wasting death from cancer if losing my mother, great-uncle, and 3 of 4 grandparents to the big C is any indication. Modern medicine has done squat to increase my chances of living through that. All of their cases were diagnosed early, all of them had early indications of successful remission, and all of my relatives croaked about a year after diagnosis. But not before lots of insurance money changed hands in degrading, painful, highly unpleasant procedures with side effects that rivaled the symptoms of the disease they were being treated for. About all that was accomplished was to prolong the inevitable.

My mother’s death was the most fun since she had so many brain tumors from breast cancer, that had an initial “very promising response to treatment” that her personality changed and she had trouble communicating at the best of times. At the worst of times, the lights were possibly on but it was pretty obvious that she was simply not home. All of the usual tests had came back negative, so she was going to stop chemo six months early before she collapsed with multiple gran mal seizures. Whoops, missed the multiple masses in the brain! Not that we could do anything but zap her with radiation and make things last longer anyway. Let’s give a big “yay!” for modern treatments that stretched this hell out over 9 months from her collapse instead of a few weeks.

The best treatment for cancer, in my experience, is morphine. Hopefully, by the time I get it, I’ll be legally able to kill myself without dispossessing my heirs or getting anybody in trouble with the law.

On the whole, I’d say that for me and most members of my family, modern life and modern medicine has probably done at least as much harm as good. That doesn’t mean I begrudge others their successful treatments; I just don’t think that medicine deserves its reputation for working miracles. More than one expert has remarked that cleanliness and sterilization have saved more lives than any other medical procedure or treatment. Gee, washing stuff is good for you. Whoda thunk it.

Many of the “advanced” treatments we have now are allowing people to live long enough to–as an earlier poster in this thread put it–pee in the gene pool. Those treatments may be good in the short term, but will undoubtedly cause problems and misery in the future. Lucky for us, we’ll all be dead by then, eh?

Note to self: Check panache’s attic for grotesque portrait.

I had my tonsils out in 1961 due to frequently recurring infections - don’t know if I would have survived or not.

The kidney infection in 1986 had me running a fever of 104-105 for several days. That one might very well have killed me.

My thyroid is as dead as a door nail - not sure if that would have killed me or not.

The breast cancer in 1994-95 might have done me in, but then again, I might have survived until now. Breast cancers grow comparatively slowly, and my tumor appeared to have been expanding rather than spreading, if you follow me. Also, the lump was quite obvious and close to the surface, so it’s possible that even prior to this century, it could and would have been surgically removed before any spreading.

But the cat bites a couple of years ago (trying to get my dogs off my cat - the cat bit and scratched me in his frenzy to escape. Unfortunately, the cat didn’t make it.) quite likely would have done me in, as my hand infected pretty spectacularly.

I had Mono and because of that got severe strep throat. It got to the point where I couldnt swallow water. I had to go into the hospital 4 times a day for an IV just so I could get liquids into my body.

The kicker was when the infection wouldnt go down and the doctor said he was going to “massage my tonsils” if anybody ever says that to you RUN. It involved sticking any impliment possible down my throat and scraped the bloodly things off. It was very tramatic. :frowning:

Scarlet fever - “Gee doc, my throat hurts REALLY badly - I can barely swallow. Oh, and I also have this rash on my stomach, although I’m sure they’re not related.” Yeah, right. Turns scarlet fever is alive & well in the 21st century.

Maybe hypothyroidism? I probably would’ve eventually hibernated and never woken up. I spent much of my early twenties sleeping 10 hours M-F and 16 on Sat & Sun, and it was getting worse until I was diagnosed.

I have bipolar II with a tendancy towards lovely, lovely mixed states. I’d’ve probably suicided in my late twenties/early thirties without antidepressants and mood stabilizers.

I’ve had some bad skin infections (staph) that would definitely have scarred me without antibiotics, but I’m not sure they would’ve killed me. I also have a (non-asthma) reactive airways disease that would greatly reduce my lung function without modern meds, but I doubt it would kill me. Maybe it would’ve shortened my lifespan, but so would a lot of other things without modern medicine.

Peritonitis at age 7 (even with “modern” medicine it was very close).
Pneumonia at ages 30 and 32 (love those antibiotics).

And on the mechanical side of life:

Shredded face and skull at age 10 (seat belt put on seconds before impact).
More shredded face and skull at age 21 (seat belt again - and even with it, still got a bruised kidney).

What’s the story here? Did you just get lucky about putting on the seatbelt or was it an “Omigawd” moment from the driver?