The Outlaw Kermit Wales. Two mules for Sister Piggy BraveFrog A rebellious frog fights for his small, lilly pad independance against the tyrannical Larger Evil Pond. Kilts, fight scenes and the Bad Guy played by Gonzo.
Pride & Prejudice
Kermit - Mr. Darcy.
Ms. Piggy - Elizabeth
Fozzi - Mr Bingham
Janice - Jane
Sam Eagle - Lady Catherine DeBergh ( played in drag)
Swedish Chef - Mr. Wickham. Ocean’s 11
Danny Ocean-Kermit
Rusty - Gonzo
Tess - Ms. Piggy
Frank (The "white jack dealer) The saxaphone guy
Linus - Scooter
Livingston - Gonzo
Ruben - Dr. Bunson Honeydew
Yen, the amazing chinaman - Swedish Chef
The Mormon Twins - Waldorf & Statler
Basher - Rizzo the Rat
Saul Bloom - Fozzi Bear
Terri Benedict - Sam Eagle
Rowlf was always the piano playing muppet, but he learns he is replaced by the new genius, Wolfgang Kermideus Kermit. Envy insues as Rowlf tries to ruin Kermit.
It also stars:
Miss Piggy as Costanze Kermit
The Swedish Chef as Emperor Joseph
Gonzo as Kermit’s father
Scooter as the Priest who comes to interview Rowlf in the mental hospital
And those two old guys in the balcony as the Director and the Kappelmeister
Sandy -
Danny -John Travolta (They have people in the Muppet movies!)
Rizzo -Miss Piggy
Kenicky -Kermit
Leader of the other gang whose name I can’t think of right now -Oscar
Eugene the nerd -Big Bird
I started out with Prairie Dawn as Sandy, then realized she was born to play Patty Simcox.
There was me, Elmo, and Elmo’s three droogs, that is Big Bird, Telly, and Cookie Monster, and we sat in the Hooper Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Hooper milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what Elmo was drinking. This would sharpen Elmo up and make Elmo ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Those are obvious. The Lee Van Cleef role is a bit more difficult. It’s also the best one in the movie, the way his character shifts, yet has that core of anger and greed. The only Muppet with that same core is, obviously, Bert.
Can’t you just picture the three of them doing that Muppetian stand-off at the end? Or Animal screaming “Blondie! Blondie!”
Kermit as Michael Corleone
Statler & Waldorf as Clemenza and Tessio
Animal as Luca Brazzi
Rowlf as Tom Hagen
Miss Piggy as Connie (who this time beats the living be-jeezus out of Carlo with a “Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeee-YAH!”)
Gonzo as Sonny
Scooter as Fredo
Sofia Coppola as an inanimate object
John Goodman as Don Vito Corleone
Alex Rocco as Moe Greene
Waldorf: It’s an old Sicilian message… Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
Statler: I hope he doesn’t get nervous or he might dry the bed.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fredo:Mike you don’t come to Disney MGM Theme Park Muppet Land and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
Michael: How should I talk to him?
Fredo: Like this…
(Swedish chef enters: “Merdy cambanoordi su ploop mar har car!”)
In the Christening scene you see ping pong eyeballs popping out all over town and here lots of explosions with pinstriped Muppet dons coming out in usual cartoon exploded disarray.
