Jesus Christ Superfrog
Kermit - Jesus
Miss Piggy - Mary Magdalene
Fozzie - Judas
Scooter - Simon Zealotes
Gonzo - King Herod
Oscar - Pontius Pilate
Statler & Waldorf - Caiaphas & Annas
It simply cries out for it. Piggy singing “I Don’t Know How to Love Him”…and of course this deathless lyric:
“I wash my hands of your demolition!
Die if you want to, you innocent Mup-pet!”
“…or else eet gets de hose ageen. Dee dee dee. BORK BORK BORK!”
A Hard day’s Muppet
John______________________Oscar
Paul______________________Grover
George____________________Beaker
Ringo_____________________Gonzo
Norm______________________Bert
Shake_____________________Ernie
Paul’s Grandfather___________Cookie Monster
Lady in Hallway______________Piggy
TV Director__________________Sam Eagle
Psycho
Missy Piggy obviously plays Janet Leigh’s role. For those who think Kermit would be the wrong choice for Norman Bates, think about the final scene, where the fly lands on Norman/Mother and picture Kermit thinking…
“Why he wouldn’t even hurt a fly. That’s what they’ll say. He wouldn’t even hurt a fly. SLURP!”
[sub]Yay![/sub]
I suddenly have a vision of the Muppets version of Seven, with Elmo kneeling in front of Kermit, who is gesticulating wildly and shouting “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!”
Muppets
Ellen Ripley … Miss Piggy (“Get away from her you BITCH!”)
Cpl. Dwayne Hicks … Kermit (“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”)
Rebecca ‘Newt’ Jorden … Robin (“My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.”)
Bishop … Sam the Eagle ("I prefer the term ‘Artificial Person’ myself. ")
Carter Burke … Fozzie Bear (“was a bad call, Ripley, it was a bad call.”)
Pvt. Hudson … Animal (“Game over, man, game over!”)
Lt. Gorman … Scooter (“Thirty eight… simulated.”)
Pvt. Vasquez … Janice (“You always were an asshole, Gorman.”)
Sgt. Apone … Ralph the Dog (“Alright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!”)
Yeah, this was worth popping my head in for. 
Esprix
BRILLIANT!
Esprix
Kermit the Frog as George Malley in…
Phenomenon
Do doo be-do-do
Phenomenon
Do do-do do
Phenomenon
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Sampiro - as someone who has watched The Godfather an indecent number of times (and has a cat called Enzo The Baker), that was just brilliant. Brilliant!
From earlier in the threat:
Classic. . . [fozziehopper]“Don’t you f**kin’ look at me! Wacka wacka wacka!”[/fozziehopper]
Full Metal Muppet
Sam The Eagle as D.I. Hartman. Hearing him doing R. Lee Ermy cracks me up. “You are nothing but grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!”
Kermit as Joker
I was thinking of Animal playing Animal Mother but it would be better to hear him as Private Pyle saying, “I. In. World of. Shit!”
That leaves Sweetums to play Animal Mother.
Scooter as Cowboy
Piggy could promise to love you long time.
Rolf as the door gunner. “Ain’t war hell!”
Fatal Attraction
Miss Piggy:“Kermie, I will NOT be IGNORED! I’l tell your wife!”
Kermit grabbs her by the throat and pins her to the wall, Saying:
“Call my wife…and I’ll barbecue you.”
OMG Yes! And the Swedish Chef has to play Jimmy
-lv
No - Rosita.
I think Muppet Fiction is my favorite so far. But I’d cast Rowlff in the Marcellus role, just so whoever plays Jules could yell “Does Rowlff look like a bitch?”
Behind the Fuzzy Green Door - You just know Oscar has a secret life as a porn star…
I Am Curious…Big Bird
The Quiet Frog, with Kermit in the John Wayne role and Piggy in the Maureen O’Hara role.
Elderly Irish lady: Here’s a stick to beat the lovely lady with!
Piggy (activate Pig-Fu Freakout): AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAA!!!
