What movie would you recast... with Muppets?

Since Sunset Boulevard and Jesus Christ Supermuppet have been mentioned, what about Evita? Eva Peron is an obvious role for Miss Piggy.
Grover can be Che, and Kermit Peron.

You’d think Andrew Lloyd Webber and Henson Productions would get together on a project.

The tag line to this could be It’s Nothing personal. It’s Show Business.

The Swedish Chef for the " Which watch?" " Ten Watch" scene. or whatever they say. It could be verbatim. A perfect homage for the perfect muppet.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Maggie…Miss Piggy
Brick…Kermit
Big Daddy…Cookie Monster

I can see Piggy bringing a certain authority and forcefullness to the role of Maggie, and I think Cookie Monster has the right genial authority to be Big Daddy.
Metropolis

Joh Frederson…Kermit
Maria/the Robot…Miss Piggy
Rotwang…Swedish Chef

I can’t decide who would play Freder Frederson (Rowlf, Gonzo, Sam the Eagle?), but tell me you wouldn’t want to see the Swedish Chef in the original mad scientist’s lab throwing the levers and switches to create his robot Piggy.

Ghostbusters

with
Gonzo as Egon
Fozzie as Ray
Ernie as Peter
Oscar as Winston
Scooter as Louis
Janice as Janine
Miss Piggy as Dana
Bert as Walter Peck
Rowlf as the Mayor
Lew Zealand as Gozer
Animal as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

One Muppet Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
R.P. McMurphy: Animal
Chief Broom: Sweetums
Nurse Ratched: Miss Piggy
Billy Bibbit: Scooter
Harding: the Great Gonzo

Etc. There are plenty of ‘crazy’ Muppets who could play minor parts, like Lew Zealand.

Gone With The Muppet

Scarlet O’Hara - Miss Piggy
Rhett Butler -Kermit
Ashley Wilkes Scooter
Melanie Janice
Mamie - Beeker in drag
Daddy O’Hara Bunson Honeydew

Elton John could make an appearance somewhere.

And a variety muppets in the background playing the civil war soldiers.

And Cookie Monster as Slimer.
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How weird. For some reason I opened this thread ONLY to make the joke, “What we do on Sesame Street STAYS on Sesame Street!”

Piggy the Vampire Slayer
Judgment at Muppetberg
Nightmare on Sesame Street

Twelve Angry Muppets
Deep Felt

Dances With Muppets

Everyone gets to wear feathers.

The Stepford Muppets.

Tane no Kaze no Kermit

aka

Kermit of the Valley of the Wind

Kermit as Nausicaa
Piggy is Princess Kushana (talk about an obvious casting call.)
Sam as Lord Yupa, Kermit’s wandering tutor
Fozzie as the cheif retainer for
Waldorf as Kermit’s ailing father, Prince Jiro

And Sweetums (and his many, many, many clones) as the Ohmu of the Sea of Corruption.

The Devil and Miss Piggy (OK, that was Mr. Kat’s idea)

Deep Muppet Throad

The Blues Brothers is the perfect muppet movie.

Kermit - Elwood Blues
Gonzo - Jake Blues
Miss Piggy - The Nun (name?)
Fozzie in John Candy’s role
Animal and Rizzo as members of the country/western group.
Beaker and Dr. Bunson Honeydew as the two cops chasing them.
I can see the scene with their deaths: Beaker "Mimimimimimi!

This is not exactly in the spirit of this thread, but I remember thinking, shortly before I walked out on Moulin Rouge, that this might have worked if they had cast it with Muppets.

9 1/2 Oinks

Piggy sends Kermit into an ectothermic coma with the ice cube trick…

Galdiator

Kermit in the leading role.

Froginator

**Kermit the Frog ** is sent back in time to kill the future leader of the Revolution (Beeker). Ms. Piggy is his mother. They are protected by Gonzo.