Field of Dreams.
Cool Hand Kermit.
Kermitsander. (The only way I’ll see another O.S. movie)
my 2 cents worth.
Say, didn’t the South Park boys want to remake *Day After Tomorrow * with Muppets, without changing a line of dialogue?
A muppet remake of the Godfather trilogy would be pretty cool.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fozzie as Raoul Duke
Gonzo as, well, Dr. Gonzo
Kermit as The Hitchhiker
Miss Piggy as Lucy
Sam the Eagle as The Cop
Guy Smiley as The Convention Speaker
Animal as Richard Nixon
Janice as the Cute Photographer
The Swedish Chef as The Ignorant Chickensucker
lets see hmmmm
Eternal Sunshine of the Mummets mind. Staring kermet in love with a qurky/phycodic strange woman Mrs. Piggy. After having an argument, mrs piggy desides to erase the dredful past that kermit has given her. Kermet finds out and decides to have his mind erased as well. While he has his memory being erased, during the process he encounters many memories. tra l la la la
hmmm
Eternal sunshine of the mumupet mind. kurmit- jimmy kerry’s character. kate winslet - mrs. piggy
It would be very touching
or, as it’s original movie was called in France, La Cage aux Muppets .
**Kermit **as Armand Goldman (Robin Williams) - “You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!.. but you keep it all inside.”
**Fozzie **as Albert Goldman/Starina (Nathan Lane) - "You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military! "
Sam the Eagle as Sen. Kevin Keeley (Gene Hackman) - “Oh, I got to fire this woman. Uh, Miss Porter, page two, second paragraph, it’s ‘porno’, not ‘pronto’.”
Miss Piggy as Louise Keeley (Dianne Wiest) - "If necessary, we’ll get the Pope’s blessing, it’s not hard! "
**Gonzo **as Agador Spartacus (Hank Azaria) - “Armand, why don’t you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness? […] My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You’re afraid I’m too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?”
**Scooter **as Val Goldman (Dan Futterman) - “My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he’s a businessman.”
**Janice **as Barbara Keeley (Calista Flockhart)
**Sweetums **as Katherina Archer (Christine Baranski)
Kermit & Piggy
Kermit- Henry Miller
Piggy- June Miller
Janice- Anais Nin
A few I have no idea how the casting should work:
William S. Burrough’s Naked Muppet
Muppet History X
The Fifth Muppet
Piggy, Queen of the Desert
The Muppet Candidate
Repo Muppet
Muppet Space
Kermit - Peter Gibbons
Grover - Milton
Piggy - Ann
Dr. Honeydew - Michael Bolton
Gonzo - Naga
Waldorf & the other guy - The “Bobs”
Fozzi - the “If thing’s go right, I’m going to be showing her my ‘Oh face.’” guy
The Swedish Chef - Lumberg
Leon: The Muppet
Gonzo - Leon
Janice - Matilda
Fozzie - Gary Oldman’s character
Desperate Muppets
Gonzo - Divine
Kermit’s Ladder
Kermit - Kermit Singer
Janice - Angel of Death
Gonzo - Chemist
The cops don’t die in the movie. The Nazis do, however.
Hehehehe!
“We’re on a mission from Jim.”
:smack: Right. I was thinking it was the cops that fell hundreds of feet to their deaths. It was the Nazis.
Wouldn’t the Church scene, where everyone is dancing and jumping, be hilarious? James Brown would be the only human in the movie.
I almost suggested The Birdcage, but I didn’t have much time for posting and exited. If I only had ten more minutes then…
Beaker and Honeydew would be even funnier as Nazis!
The new remake of War of the Worlds
“Kermit the Frog reporting from the impact site of the Martian cylinder. The end is opening and the Martians are emerging. Oh my God, they’re hideous! Some type of tendrils or tentacles cover their entire bodies! And those unblinking eyes!!!”
Martians: “Yip yip yip, death ray, un huhn, uh huhn…”
I can imagine Fozzie fretting over his pierced toast.
The Termimuppet
Sam the Eagle - “I’ll be back!”
Saving Private Kermit
Die Hard Muppet
Kermit - “Now I have a machinegun!”
Eyes Wide Muppet
2001 – A Space Muppet
How about Scarface Muppet?
“Say chello to my leettle friend! [Blasts away] Waka-waka-waka!”
Bumping this up, because Quentin Tarantino’s going to be playing himself in the film, and Bill Invgal made mention of it Comedy Central tonight and said that he wants to see the scene where Kermit and Fozzie accidently blow Beaker’s head off in the back of the Chevy. 
How about recasting “The Wizard of Oz” with Muppets? Kermit could be the Scarecrow, and Miss Piggy could be Dorothy? The two old geezers who heckled poor Fozzie could be the Wicked Witches, and Fozzie could be the cowardly lion. Gonzo could be the Tin Woodman, and the female band member could be Glinda. Instead of winged monkeys, you could have magic chickens that could fly well? The scientist who was always blowing poor Beaker up could be Oz, and Sam the Eagle could be the gate guard. Hehe, that could actually be a funny movie.
Better, in the Muppet rendition of “The Wizard Of Oz” have the winged monkeys be rats riding on chickens…