Office Space, although it is remarkably similar to my real life it is a world where Jennifer Aniston works at a chain restaurant and will go out with the customer who asks her.
The Thin Man as Nick Charles! Spend my days solving crimes or hanging out with my colorful underworld friends. Nights hobknobbing with society in a swanky club, dressed to the nines. And finish the evening by doing Myrna Loy till she begs me to stop!!!
YellowTail, you are a man of rare taste.
The phrase “doing Myrna Loy” scores exactly zero hits in either Google Web or Google Groups.
I’d do her, myself, if it were 1934…
Just 1934? The only role I know for Myrna Loy, off the top of my head, is from 1947, and she’s still a fox.
Hmm. Maybe I’d just have to lure him over for “dinner” - the dinner being fish sticks… 'course, I’d make sure to save the biggest stick for some…stuff.
Man, I need to get out… 
Ghost in the Shell - Bring on the brain jacks, cybrog bodies, and sentient tanks!
Well, definitely not Hellboy, now that I’ve got that unsavory image burned into my brain.
Maybe Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I’d get to fly planes and shoot ray guns and fight robots, and radio towers would give off those visible transmission circles, and everything would be kind of black and white but not really.
Or I could be a crewmember on the Bellafonte from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Except I’d just be there to look at the fish and spend time on Mediterranean islands, and never do anything remotely dangerous. I’d make sure to bring an iPod in case I got tired of hearing David Bowie songs.
I’d like to go to Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but only if I could drive through the tunnel to get there instead of just jumping right in. And only if I could leave when it got too annoying.
And of course the Star Wars movies are a given. That’s the only explanation for why I stayed with Galaxies as long as I did. But I wouldn’t be just some random slob; I’d be like Dash Rendar – some random slob who’s totally ripping off Han Solo’s schtick. But I’d get a cooler-looking ship.