What NOT to do while watching "Passion"

When Jesus is flogged, don’t start singing, “Sometimes I feel like I’ve been tied to the whippin’ post.”

Do not quote The Princess Bride

“He’s only mostly dead!”

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles” (That would be classic when he’s carrying the cross)

I can’t believe I’m the first to think of this.

Some theatre, somewhere, needs to do a midnite movie “Passion of the Christ” where all of this and more is done, a la “Rocky Horror.”

Because I want to see the Mel Gibson interview and the O’Reilly Factor show when they discuss that…

Don’t do this.