What not to do with your new $1800 computer

MacBook Air may have been tossed with the newspapers

I can so totally see this happening to me – and probably by my own hand. I have a Jekyll and Hyde relationship to clutter. When Hyde emerges, I clean maniacally. A few years ago, after cleaning my office, I discovered my keys were missing. My entire key ring, with house keys, office keys, and two car remotes – vanished without a trace. My theory is that I threw them away.

So, sweeping up a MacBook Air with a pile of newspapers and magazines? It absolutely could happen in this household.

I don’t know where my damn Shuffle is, either.