Maybe not the oddest item I own, but certainly unusual:
A three-sided die.
Oh Christ, don’t get me started.
Deja vu!
The oddest think I own is still the A-7E ejection seat.
The boy. Definitely the boy.
I may be young, but I’ve amassed quite the odd collection:
-signed Macauley Culkin photo
-a weasel pelt
-a Barbie Winnebago
-a veritable raccoon hat a la Davey Crockett
-a couch that I constructed from scratch
-a 9 foot long chest of drawers
-approximately 15 shoeboxes full of Crayons
Here are a few of my possessions that might strike some people as slightly odd:
-the mummy
-the mummy’s cat
-two obelisks with odd glyphs on the sides, mounted on lazy susans
-a year’s supply of monster hand gloves
-a flamenco dancer top too small to fit anyone I know
-a large supply of balloons filled with sand and/or birdseed
-several oily and blood-stained sheets of parchment bearing Enochian writing (Relax. If I’ve translated it correctly, it’s a shopping list.)
Maybe I should compile a full list some day. (Oh, neither the mummy nor the cat are real–they’re props from a theatre company’s moving sale.)
A U.S. Army gas mask.
A pencil sketch from the original cartoon version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
How the…
Even a pyramid has four sides. How can a die have three sides? Is it a cylinder?
A walking stick made from a horse penis
A singing, dancing Daler Mehndi doll. It was a gift.
I love it. 
Hmmmm…
I also have a gas mask, this one from Iraq. (I keep it in my car’s trunk, which really confuses people.)
-A piece of the “Deep 13” set from “Mystery Science Theater 3000”
-A goat skull
-A slightly used rubber assault rifle prop
-A Russian army-surplus fur cap
I have a Theremin - did you hear that Twistoffate, I have a theremin and you don’t.
I have a blue ceramic hippo wearing a crown and a pink brocade dress with beaded lace edging. I saw it in a consignment shop and it was so damned weird, I had to have it.
Yeah, me too—I don’t even want to think about some of the things frightening my houseguests . . .
It’s probably just a six-sider numbered 1-3 twice. I have several.
I also have one snowshoe.
I have a blue ceramic hippo wearing a crown and a pink brocade dress with beaded lace edging. I saw it in a consignment shop and it was so damned weird, I had to have it.
My crown from being “Courtwarming Queen” my senior year. I guess it’s not that weird to HAVE it, it is a tad weird though, that I wear it around. I only do it to freak my husband out, though. haha
Oh, I don’t own this one, but my dad does and it is weird so I’ll put it in here. It’s a “diamond encrusted” belly button brush to get the lint out. haha It’s in a little red velvet box. I’m sure it was a gag gift sometime, but it’s really funny.
Just re-read my post and I want to make it clear that I don’t wear the crown ALL the time. I just get it out now and then. haha I don’t want anyone thinking I’m THAT weird! haha
Lots of sharp pointy things… which always raises eyebrows since people tend to think I’m this sweet and innocent young thing… 
(I go to RenFaires.)
Too many pairs of black suede boots.
A computer bug made out of part of an old motherboard.
‘Pickle Boy’ [Stuffed animal. About two feet tall, one feet 'round in diameter, flat head (white top, with very short white fringe around it), neon green body and stubby arms, stubby yellow feet, white face, big eyes, stubby yellow beak, and holding a green pickle-like object with ‘kappa-za!’ (I think, it’s at home and I’m at work at the moment) written in neon pink lined with black upon it.] I really should take a pic and post it somewhere.
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