When a woman says it she means to console you and share in your grief or misfortune.
When a man says it it is to apologize for something he feels responsible for.
What the fuck? The couch has cushions on it allready. I say throw them little fring pillows out.
Women don’t understand why many of us like shaved pubic areas. They think it means we want to have sex with pubescent girls, when in reality we just want to pretend we are having sex with pubescent girls.
I think TMJ is bullshit.
Whats the big deal about my fluid? You think your dry when I’m down there? I’m swallowing gallons of your stuff and you freak out over a tablespoon or two? NOT FAIR! I even drink the pineapple juice!
Why is it that the better I’m doing the worse you are doing when we “69”? Thats not exactly positive re-inforcement. You want me to do a really really good job then when I’m doing it right you need to really make it pay off.
I can understand if you don’t want me to pull your hair when your giving me head, but that does not mean you can’t pull mine. Please, pull my damned hair, it’s damned hot.
No I don’t want you to have sex with other men unless I’m there and yes I do think about having sex with other women without you there. Why does this confuse you?
If you break up with me and then say you “faked your orgasms”, am I suppoed to feel bad? Don’t get mad when I reply “Too bad. I didn’t.” and grin. You are responsible for your orgasms. You need special lighting, impliments, incense, music or whatever you need to tell me. I’m simple. I just need a room and a partner and I can do it with only one of them in a pinch.
Just because I like to look at porno with women that don’t look like you does not mean you don’t turn me on. I read Road and Track too, that does not mean I hate my old reliable classic.
Never ask me if I would do it with the women in the porno movie, I’ll forget to lie. But don’t worry, it’s not too likely to happen and if it does I’ll remember to lie about it.
Chris Rock was right. You lie more than we do. We don’t really care about it though so it’s no big deal, but then when we lie and we are not too good at it (lack of practice) you get all bent out of shape. Whats the deal? Copywright infringement piss you off?
See the movie Men Don’t Leave. It’s pretty much on the money.
Why do so many women get mad when you treat their parents as human beings and peers? I have always been on a first name and friendly basis with the parents of any woman I have dated long enough to meed her parents and the women always freak about this. I just don’t get it. I’m an adult, I support myself. Same with her parents.
Why is it that over half of the women I have loved han be casual about their ex’s and I have to pretend mine don’t exist?
One ex had a big photo scap book and she would show me all her friends and say “oh he and I went out for years. He’s married now, they had a great wedding” etc. WTF!! I have recurring nightmares about my ex’s getting married. How is it that women can be so casual and just move on like this? Must be the same deal with how women are better at dealing with pain and blood than men are because of natural pre-disposition.
All women tailgate. If you are a woman and you want to reply “I don’t tailgate.”. Sorry, you are either a cyclist, pedestrian, or delusional. You tailgate.
All men do that stupid thing when you are in a semi-hot car at a stoplight or sign where you look to see if the other driver is revving or making eye contact with you like he wants to drag. I don’t care if you are 15 or 115 you do it and you know you do it and it is stupid so stop it.
Men do stupid “show off” stuff while driving. I used to drive my motorcycle with no hands on a curvy road near my home whenever my ex was behind me. It really pissed her off and it was really dumb. If you take Stephen Hawking, put him in a car and make sure there is a woman with big boobs nearby his IQ would drop to below 100.
Women put on makeup while driving. WTF!! The first time i saw a vanity mirror on the driver side I crapped myself laughing until I realized that my ex would be driving my car some times.
Thats about all I can think of off the top of my head.