Allahu ackbar?
Nitpick: it’s akbar.
Unless you’re saying “God is a trap!” 
“The square on the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the two remaining sides.”
“The Rick Snyder administration is a shining example of what can be accomplished when conservative principles are put into practice.”
“Here is one thing I have learned as a senator…”
“Something I think Obama got right is…”
“I am willing to compromise on…”
“Natural Born Citizen”
“I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
That one, he says about fifty times a day, in front of a mirror. While masturbating like a motherfuck!
“The [del]Rick Snyder[/del] [del]Sam Brownback[/del] [del]Bobby Jindal[/del] [del]Mary Falin[/del] [del]Chris Christie[/del] ‘your favorite governor here’ administration is a shining example of what can be accomplished when conservative principles are put into practice.”
Hmmmm…
“I completely agree with the Harris County, Texas, grand jury’s conclusion that Planned Parenthood has done nothing wrong.”
“Clearly, reasonable people can differ on this issue…”
“I’m deeply concerned that hysterical liberals hate me” 
Cuba Sí !! Castro no !! 