I haven’t put this in GQ because I’ve got a brief rant to go with it, but it’s not quite pit-worthy. However, please feel free to move it, Mods, at your discretion (and I’m sorry if I’m being a pain in the ass).
Okay, let’s get to it:
Some fucking bitch hit my husband’s car last night. They were parked at a stop light, with one car in front of him and this idiot behind him who, for no apparent reason, suddenly gunned it before the light had turned. She slammed into my husband’s car, causing several deep scratches, but no dents. She hit him hard enough to snap his head back, then forward, and now he’s in a lot of pain. Not enough he can’t function, but it kept him up all last night.
Anyway, the woman hopped out of her car, ran to his window and started yelling in his face, “Hey, there’s not damage! No damage! Do you understand me!?! No damage. Come see, then I’m leaving.” So he gets out to see, and notes that there are deep scratches, no real dents, and that there is no license plate on the front of her car. He asks for her ID and insurance information, and she laughs at him. Fucking laughs at him, and says she doesn’t have an ID, and that she’s driving a rental. He asks how she got a rental without an ID, and she starts screaming, “You want a fucking ID? You just come get it. Come get my motherfucking ID, asshole!” So he runs around her car to the back to check for plates because she’s really flipped out. He memorizes them, and as he’s walking to his car, she jumps in, still screaming abuse at him, and speeds off. My husband had no way of calling anyone because he doesn’t own a cell phone (something I am correcting today), and no one bothered to stop.
He’s filing a police report today. He was too dazed and sore to do it last night. So what recourse does he have, if any?
Personally, I wish I could rip her head off and spit down her throat - what if she had seriously injured him? Would she have screamed at him then driven off? And why the fuck didn’t anyone stop? Maybe they thought everything was under control, but I thought witnesses were supposed to stick around.