What redundant, inferior foods?

I don’t see why you’d eat a peanut butter cookie, sugar cookie, or oatmeal raisin cookie in this day and age of readily-available chocolate chip cookies. I also fail to see the purpose of white chocolate when you can have actual chocolate.

You’ve never had sushi made with brown rice? Unlike white, it actually has flavor.

In any authentic Japanese restaurant? Nope.

Brown rice.

As a buddy of mine says about salad: “That’s what food eats.”

I can certainly agree with you about red (or, come to that, golden) delicious, but no-one who had ever baked with Bramley apples would ever again consider Granny Smiths adequate to the task. Granny Smith’s are fine as eating apples, however (whereas Bramleys are not so good for eating raw).

That’s because they were made with real zebras!

Yup. Kraft singles and all of the other fake cheeses can go. American cheese is wonderful. It is a nice smooth and soft mild cheddar suitable for most anything.

You try to ban my Morningstar Farms sausage patties, we’re gonna have a problem…