How about Orion? Green and horny’s close enough, right?
MODERATOR ASIDE: While there’s some argument that “what should I name my pet?” belongs in IMHO, this question is phrased as “what’s a fictional character who…” so I’m leaving it here.
Unless my TV needs adjustment, he’s not green, either. Racist slurs from McCoy regarding his blood notwithstanding.
His appearance was inconsistent due to variations in makeup and lighting, but in the original series at least Vulcans were meant to have a pale greenish tint, as red-blooded caucasian humans have a pinkish tint.
I like this one.
Wish I’d have thought of it.