For those of you who are still curious, the lovely “Chanelle” turned out to be an apparently sincere, if not somewhat eccentric denizen of the social network arena. I think I was successful in shooing her away. We just had the following conversation, and I don’t think she’s coming back for more:
Hi Eric and How u doing
Oh hi - pretty good.
And what Have u been doing that u dont Respond Fast
I’m on about 3 other web pages and I’m watching a movie at the same time. And having another conversation.
Oh i see
and where u from ?
Simi Valley, CA - home of the Rodney King trials.
Oh i see and is that in usa?
Yes, California is in the United States.
Okay and am from AL In Tuskegee
And How Old are u?
I just turned 39! [Total bullshit—I’m 49]
Okay and am 33 Year Old Now
and let me know How Long u been single ?
and have u get Married before?
I am not single. I am married. It says so right in my profile. My wife’s name is Denni.
Really and am sorry i have too find another person right
Good luck with that.
Hm But will Can still be Frined Right
Of course. I just naturally assumed that’s why you IM’ed me in the first place. My baby doll is my one and only, and she always will be. Sorry, but there’s no room for two.
Yes i Know Huh
And Let me How Long u Been Married?
Three’s a crowd, as the saying goes.
what u mean
6 years this October.
Oh That Great and Let me Know u have KidS?
Just repeating what I said before about monogamy – just phrasing it differently.
Nope, no kids.
why what Happen Huh
We haven’t been able.
We will adopt, though.
Oh That Not That Good
Why? Lots of kids need homes.
Yes i Know That But It will be good to Have Ur Own Kid
Yes, it would be nice, but I guess it can’t happen. I just have to accept that. I know my wife is disappointed too, but I think she’ll get over it.
And Let me Know what u do for work?
I am a pharmacy technician. [More bullshit. I’m an unemployed pharmacy tech. I pay the bills doing restaurant work.]
oh i see
Let Me Know what u want From Me Huh
Want? nothing really. You IM’ed me. I just responded out of curiosity.
Okay and am single Lady with a Daughter Okay and Let me Know Ur Mind what u want From Me As a Woman Huh
u There Respond
Talk too me
Considering the fact that you live over 1000 miles from me there’s very little I could expect to obtain from you. Like I said, I responded out of curiosity.
ok and u dont really like me
I never said that. Why would I not like you? That’s a very strange thing to say.
By the way, how did you find me on Facebook? We don’t have any mutual friends.
Okay and Forget i will Go Look for single Guy
Like I said, good luck with that.
Okay Fine and Bye
Bye. But feel free to drop by any time.
nope i will not do that
OK. Sorry to disappoint you. You never mentioned how you found my profile.
So, mystery solved. Sexually frustrated white trash from Alabama looking for a hookup and probably some cash. She’ll probably defriend me tomorrow.