From an OKCupid dating profile:
“I am 100% optimistic person and I never give up! I truly believe that life is beautiful and I know how to make it even better. I have a lot of goals and dreams and I’m working on making them come true. If you were my friend, you would be surprised to see how strong I may be in many situations. I learned to depend only on myself. But you will know the real me only when we become really close. I will confess to you that I’m really tired of being so strong and to cope with everything on my own. I am ready to admit, that I long for a loving man by my side”
Now, keep in mind, this is coming from an incredibly hot, porn-star like woman who is scantily clad in a bikini top and booty shorts. On her profile, she also lists the ‘age-range’ that she prefers in men, and it’s like 36-70. And she is 22. :dubious:
But the main “you must be joking” aspect of this is the language used. The self summary above, if actually read, sounds like it was written by a person who spoke little actual English and just knew enough words string together to sound almost legitimate, enough to fool some poor, lonely dude thinkin’ only with his boner.
I’ve actually messaged these types of profiles before. One particular profile, after I gave the prerequisite adoring compliments to “her” to seem legit, I asked if English was her second language. “Her” response was great: “What? I’m very good at the English!”
Another profile that I messaged was a “woman” who told me how much she was looking for her soulmate and she thought I was “probably the one” and she would love to come see me and do all these great things. However, she was currently stuck visiting her mother in Ghana. (this is a blonde haired, blue eyed girl) If I could only help her out with the cost of a plane ticket, she could come right away and we could be happy forever!
I run across these profiles all the fucking time. They are so easy to spot. The women are always ones who look like porn stars, the pictures don’t look like “real world” pictures, they’re more well done. And the language used to write the profiles is always horrendously awful. I almost can’t feel bad for someone gullible enough to fall for something like this. But it must work, because it’s everywhere.