“Minnesota: Forty below (-40) keeps the riff-raff out.”
How good can your political corruption be if you’re indicting and convicting crooked politicians? Real political corruption is when you re-elect them.
We’re really good at falling for Phony R.O. to elect Idiots who think the best way to handle running the state is to chow down on cotton candy at Disney World. And when called on it, we’re also really good at not to shipping Governor JoJo’s ass back home to earn his pay,
but sensitively defending how he earned his vacation. :rolleyes:
Bring back Governor Cody: Competence is Addictive.
Tennessee is good at corruption.
Pew thinktank rated us as the most corrupt state in the US. 
We do?
Really?
I thought we had the most potholes, fudge, beer and flannel.
The site says Oregon is the most gay-curious, and has the most ghost towns, but no mention of hippie production. Surprising.
Huh. Indiana. Limestone. Who cares?
What about the really cool cars that drive really fast over on the west side of Indianapolis???
Alabama: football and biodiversity. 
Being mythical.
Also, credit cards, banks, chemists and engineers, and really crazy rich folks.
We’re number 1!!
I was thinking it would have something to do with guns. Like “highest population of guns per bar/courtroom/playground.”
Colorado is #1 in beer production and our residents are the skinniest in all the land.
(I contributed 50-ish gallons to the first statistic in 2010; I can’t say I was a very good contributor to the second stat.)
We’re #1 in number of man-made lakes. We’re probably #56 in natural lakes.
We’re good at football too. And oil. And natural gas.
Boomer Sooner!
We’ll let you come and visit ours in the land of sky blue waters.
On my first big trip around the Great Plains states I was amazed at the number of small, round and rectangular lakes. I thought God was maybe working on graphic arts patterns. Then I realized they just might have been designed by human engineers. :smack: