What should Danes print on the eggs they are being asked to export to the USA?

“Gib Cali, and these will keep coming”
“Something rotten in the stateS. Denmark be fine”
“Denmark; Legos and eggos”
“Eat these, go on! Stuff them down yer throats you needy Yanks”

ETA: I’m sorry, forgive my humour. I ran out of wit and just love random unjustified aggression here

If the current administration keeps this up, that’ll be the only thing in the country that’s rich.

It boggles my mind.

I’m American.
By god, I deserve eggs.

I did my part to vote in a sane person. I donated. I voted. I wore the t-shirt.

Short of murder, I don’t know what else I could’ve done.

I feel forgotten. Much like the Europeans did during the Hitler years.

I’m not the bad guy. Several 1000 other Americans aren’t either.

I won’t buy Danish eggs. Because bad people are twisting arms to get them imported. I find that the worst part of this.
We proud, regular Americans have to be lumped in with them.

Not fair. I deserve eggs. I’ll grow my own.

I’d print the price. And that would be five dollars an egg.

My Loco-Moco recipe:

Bring miso and chopped green onions to a roiling boil.

Break an egg into a ladle and gently lower it into the miso until the yolk is still soft

Broil a hamburger patty with soy sauce in a dent made in the top

Layer the patty, short-grain rice and the egg on a plate, and drench in sweet & sour pork gravy.

I can’t eat this now without spending more than I’d wish, but I don’t begrudge @Northern_Piper and @Odesio for gloating over that.

Besides depriving us of eggs, Trump had earlier killed off an out-of-proportion number of Americans during Covid. Deemed an “essential worker,” I caught it before a vaccine was available.

Dosing myself into oblivion for ten days with diphenhydramine, I resurfaced with yellow skin and a multitude of sharp wrinkles under my eyes; which have turned into lardy bags that strangers will find off-putting. They won’t ask, but I’d tell them that that’s where Charon has clawed at my eyes for his fare, and finding nothing had tossed me back on shore with the living.

I was told there would be no math, but … damn.

You should start a thread about what humans living in America deserve as a result of … living in America.

Could be an interesting convo.

When most of the planet banded together to save them from the Nazis?

Jeebus.

“Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”

35-kr. The Danes aren’t going to accept the inflationary script of a failing autarky any more than they would accept payment in rubles.

Stranger

Deserve absolutely has something to do when you throw vitriol. Unless one is simply trolling, verbal abuse means that you think the subject deserves it.

No ones gonna band together and help Americans. They’re too busy calling my kids “overstuffed” and calling me a “dumb cluck”

I don’t deserve eggs because I’m American. I deserve them because I’m worthy.

I did nothing to incur disdain from everyone else in the world simply because I live in a country I love.
Location is no reason to hate someone.

I hate to inform you but the whole world is leaning w-a-a-a-y right.
What’s not already a fascist state.

You deserve eggs because you’re worthy? What on earth are you talking about?

You deserve eggs if you pay someone a price they’re willing to sell the eggs to you for. If eggs are becoming expensive because of the incompetence of your government, that isn’t Denmark’s fault.

Denmark.

It’s not my fault either.

I’m worthy because I say I am. You’re free to judge for yourself.
I never asked for free eggs from anyone.
Of course I’ll pay for the eggs or grow my own.
Not an issue.

Entitled arrogance is never a popular look outside your own sphere.

Denmark, for one.

Stranger

I simply quit buying and eating eggs for now. I am sure the inflationary price leeches into all other food products but I am only buying what I absolutely need and have to bear the financial burden.

Oh, sweetie.
You don’t know.

Thats all I do is care for, feed, pay, and endure others.
Always have.

Yes, I’m worthy of an egg. Not free. I’ll pay.
It’s not arrogance to be worthy of a lowly egg.

It would be arrogance if I was saying I deserved Lobster and caviar every evening, served on silver by a tuxedo-ed waiter.

Like I told my wife when Trump won this last election, we’re all going to have to eat a shit sandwich. Some of us are just going to have to take bigger bites than others. You and I don’t deserve it, but we’re eating the same sandwich nonetheless.

Aaaaand back to the thread and the linked article:

The Danish Egg Association said they would look into it but that there is no surplus of eggs in Europe.

“There is a shortage of eggs everywhere on a global scale because consumption is increasing and many are affected by bird flu,” he added.

So, the price printed should be something like an empty carton sold for $5 (a savings over my local Kroger) saying something along the lines of “As full of eggs as your president is full of integrity!”

I’m not gloating. I’m saddened.

Denmark has a golden opportunity here, to pretend to negotiate and string Trump’s increasingly desperate team along, without breaking deadpan and giving away that they have no intention of actually closing the deal.

They could print CU Next Tuesday for all I care. I’m betting the Danish eggs would be destined for commercial needs like mcD’s and such and not so much for individual consumers
Plenty of eggs at my local grocer. All kinds, I choose Nellie’s free range eggs. But the other half is on an egg salad sammuch kick so I bought Egglands best hardboiled eggs too.
Set me back about $11 USD. ‘m worth it