What Should I Call My New Business?

We’ve got a Squeaky Clean here and it is an excellent name. I’m on the other end of the US from you so it could be fine, although I think a California Italian restaurant did make two local ones change their names.

Panestakingly Clean?

Something about “<aches> and Panes” with something clever in place of aches?

*Clean Your Plate Window Service

I Don’t Not Do Windows*

*Caesarian Home Services

“Screw the door, open a window.”*

*Johnny Nash’s Window Service

“Can you see clearly now?”*

Bah. I didn’t mean “Panestakingly Clear”. That’s not the phrase I was going for. I meant “Panefully Clear”. I still chuckle, though, when I think about somebody answering the phone, “Glasswipes, how can I help you?”

“Windows On The World”

  • Out of work World Trade Center window washer!

You’d get the sympathy business. It can’t lose!

You all crack me up! I didn’t know there was this many funny people in the world gathered together on one board, in one room, on one topic, (I know, I know, “shut up, neisha.”).

*SiO2 Implant Care

Big or small, we do 'em all.*

*Glass Whole

Bet your bottom dollar our wipes won’t leave a crack.*

Window Pain

Glass Act
Winning Streak
Pane Stain
Crystal Clear
All Washed Up

Topless Window Washers
Barely Clean Windows

Thanks to Sublight, I have decided on ClearView Window Cleaning. A few years from now when ya’ll see my commercials on TV, remember, you heard it here first…

Woohoo!

You know, as an ad copywriter, I usually charge about $20,000 for a company or product naming project. Seeing as how you’re a fellow doper, however, I guess I can spot you one. :smiley:

Good luck with the new business!