I’ve decided to start my own window washing/cleaning business. I can’t think of a good name, though. Any suggestions?
Knucklehead’s window service.
Entropy.
Sqwee-gee’s joint.
I think you were being faceteous but, those are kind of cute. Not quite what I think the people will pick up the phone to call though.
There’s a stained glass gallery-type place here called “Pane in the Glass.”
Maybe come up with some kind of funny play on words? At least people will remember the name!
“Windows 2002”. Go ahead, Gates won’t care. He’s too tied up in the courts as it is.
Or take a cue from the movie PCU when they are desperate to get people to show up at their fundraiser and call it “Everyone Gets Laid”. That ought to at least guarantee you calls at all hours of the day and night.
Or you could go the safe route and name it “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Window Washing Service”.
Crystal Clear
Clear As Glass
Viper’s Wiper Service
Spotless Window Cleaners
Shining Through
Clearview
Sparklers
Mista Spot (as in “You Missed a Spot”)
Streakers
GlassWipes
See What You’re Missing
Voyeurs Anonymous
Peeping Tom’s (pay us to clean your neighbor’s windows, we’ll tell you what’s going on)
Vertigo
WWW (as in Wally’s Window Washers)
Clear As a Bell Window Washers
See Clearly Window Washers
You have probably already thought of this, but how about some kind of play on the “I don’t do windows.” theme.
SunShine - Slogan: Let the SunShine in.
LookOut!
OutLook
ViewPoint
See The World
Kiss My Glass - Nah
My town already has a Kiss My Glass, can you believe it?
Initially, I thought of Screaming Squeegees and Personal Touch. The latter being a more conservative approach (my mom likes it).
Lots of the ideas here are really good. But, I need more. I need someone to say, “this is the perfect name for your business, Neisha…”
Your ZIP says you’re in Lake Elsinore, CA. How about Lake Glassid?
Yeah, I was with CMC. I thought of something like “I Don’t Do Floors”
“I Don’t Do Floors”? That’s like, calling it, “Not the Am/PM” or something, isn’t it?
How about “Mighty Meatros and His wonderfully Manipulative Squeegee!”
Squeaky Clean
Glass Professionals
Window Wipers
Shove it up your Glass! (OK, Maybe not that one)
See Clearly
Cear View Window Washer
I like Squeaky Clean and Clear View Window Washer best.
Neisha,
I jsut realized that your first post is somewhat ambiguous. Is your business washing/cleaning windows or washing windows and cleaning houses?
I Feel Your Pane
U. C. Clearly
Panestakingly Clear
Glasswipe or Glasswipers
Or how about an SDMB in-joke?
Invisible Pink Unicorns
Magical Sky Pixies
Hungry, Hungry Hampsters
Or better yet:
[ul]… **Hi, Opal! **[/ul]
Seriously here’s one: “Pane, Inc.” [sup]Your Pane is Our Pane[/sup] or [sup]Your Pane is Our Joy[/sup]