So, as a gag-ish gift, I’ve been gifted with an engraved butt-plug.
See, my friend sasha has a webpage at www.pixlee.net and his repetoire of links has a link that is purported to be mine, but actually links to a “merital aids” catalog that is selling an item, the “Tristan”, a metal buttplug.
Some others bought it for me for Xmas, and engraved it with an inside joke… “robble robble”.
However, as a big ol’ FU to them, I’m thinking of using it (not for it’s intended purpose, but something sexual) and then telling them in graphic detail.
Or should I just display it in a proud and prominent place?
The latter choice. It would make a good conversation piece don’tcha think?
Mayhaps. I’m a tad worried folks will get the wrong impression. it’s not something I would buy on my own, since I have no interest and my girl doesn’t go in for that sort of thing…
dang it.
I would think if it’s prominently displayed, some may not realize what it is due to it being out in the open and others would probably just shrug it off. I mean, if my best friend had an engraved butt plug in his china cabinet or somethin’, I’d assume there was more to it than it just being his favorite toy.
Am I making any sense?
Isn’t a butt plug fairly banal now?
You haven’t met my roomates.
Yeah, I’m thinking a small wooden case… hehehehe with an etched glass front. Oh yeah.
How about using it as a hood ornament?
How about putting it on top of your Xmas tree instead of a star?