I was initially going to reccommend “directions to a store that sells better quality stuff for less,” but since you have a Sjarper Image gift card (and because my initial response would have been rude), I guess I should stick to SI stuff.
Speak not ill of the Turbo Groomer - Best. Clipper. Evah! Seriously, I opened this thread with the idea to recommend the Turbo Groomer. I’ve had one for 3 years and can not recommend it highly enough.
No! Don’t listen to him, guys! This thing BLOWS, at least when used with the rotating blade made for nose and ear hair. It tickles so much it’s intolerable, and when you do manage to force yourself to let it contact a hair, 50% of the time it yanks it instead of cutting it. Worst $60 I’ve ever spent. Stick to scissors for nose hairs.
I’ve never been as disappointed with an outfit as I am with Sharper Image. We got the exercise ball (my husband and I are new on the workout scene) that is supposed to exert 32 lbs. of pressure on your arm when you rotate the gyro thingy. Well, it doesn’t, and it broke the first day (string got jammed up). We got $80 binoculars for 1/2 with the purchase of another item (a shitty flashlight). Both items sucked. I also got him a tire gauge that is illuminated, but the part you read is beneath your thumb, so you can’t read it…illuminated or not!
They suck. My brother-in-law got the massaging chair for about a grand. That thing is awesome, but I don’t think this falls into your budget plan.
Repeat. They suck. Get something that can’t be fucked up, like a footbath or something.