Besides sucking power? Is that even a thing that can be measured?
Background: We’ve had the same vacuum for like over 10 years. We haven’t had as many reasons to use it since we switched from carpet to floorboards a while back. Then when we finally decide to drag it out, we found out its broken, and my parents bought a new one. That one’s gone kaput too
I want to buy a decent vacuum but I have absolutely no idea how to shop for one. It could be $50 or $500, I don’t even know the price range or what company makes good ones. Are there sucking power levels that I should be looking for? The only thing I really know about vacuums is that a Dyson is like $600 and I’m not spending that much on a vacuum, and there’s some debate about bag vs. bagless. I just want something that sucks normal carpet crap and possibly give me a blowjob when I’m bored without ripping off my penis. Ignoring that last part because I’ll make due, what should I be looking for in a vacuum and how much should I spend on it?