For what its worth-- The Sports Guy and his take on yearbook quotes–
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/021011.html
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/quote021018.html
My personal favorite, especially for a yearbook…
"After changes upon changes we are more or less the same … "
– Paul Simon
When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school
It’s a wonder I can think at all - Paul SImon, Kodachrome
I used, “It’s OK to sneeze on your own food.” I wanted to use, “Beat your meat, not your kids,” but that was considered indecent.
My goodness! I’m practically crying over here after reading the Simpsons quotes! Genius!
My favorite:
“Weasling out of things is important to learn. It’s what seperates us from the animals…except the weasel.” -Homer Simpson
Mostly because I always have to giggle when I hear the world “weasel.” Tee-hee…
I don’t know why…
Oh, dear. I misunderstood you & jumped to conclusions*. Please accept my apology for that.
*Maybe I should get a “Jump to Conclusions Mat”.
happyheathen, that’s a great one (clemens). I love it!
** iampunha**, Yes I can do it in another language (in theory), but it would be redundant if I was trying to hide a message, My school has 60 or so international students, so it wouldn’t be too hard for them to find out what I said. Thanks for the suggestion, though.
LiquidChaos, hehe… Truly amusing.
js_africanus, JESUS!! I had to look that one up… That’s truly twisted!! (I LOVE IT!) and JSexton, I do poke fun at myself a lot, take a look at that “worst poster self nomination” thread 
Thanks for all the suggestions, all. I love them!
“Procrastination is like masterbation: at first it feels good, but in the end you’re only screwing yourself!”
so i’m a dirty girl!
The more things change, the more things change. Steve Schoen
Party hearty, for tomorrow you may be dead. Steve Hopper?
Today is the tomorrow I told you about yesterday. Dick Schick?
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing to the best of your ability. Don Anderson
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
The smoker you drink, the player you get. Joe Walsh
It’s always never the same. Kerry Livgren?
If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll wind up somewhere else.
If there were more people like me around, there’d be fewer people like me around.
Je vit encore! (I’m still alive!) Caligula’s last words.
Half of something is better than all of nothing.
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.
Beware the ides of March.
Knives are quiet. Rex McManaway
If you are a big tree, I am a small ax. Bob Marley
It ain’t always easy for a weed to grow. James Taylor
Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
It is better to understand how the machine works before you throw a wrench in it. Joe Butler
“You see, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” Peter, Office Space
Used that one for the bulletin board in the yearbook office.
I would look for something from MST3K, The Simpsons, or maybe NewsRadio. Stay away from Kevin Smith movie quotes, because it’s overdone, I think.
-brianjedi
Smell ya later - Nelson Muntz
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Lorenzo *
Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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I like
“Just because they’re after you, you don’t have to be paranoid.”
MUCH better!
I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.
I think mine was " Don’t look at me, I’m irrelevant".
Thinking back, it’ll probably raise lots of questions and debates when I finally snap…
Kudos to anyone who knows where it came from…
LOL, now that’s a good quote!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh… I just about fell out of my chair. That is a fantastic quote. You deserve a medal for bringing it up. You are super-duper. You are the best. You are a scholar and a gentle-person. Kudos.
My high school didn’t do the quote thing. I never knew what it was until years later. I don’t miss skipping prom, but I miss not having a quote under my picture.
I, too, went to a Catholic school.
Here are some quotes:
**Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Whenever you are on the side of the majority it is time to reform. (Mark Twain)
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don’t.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon)
I have never let schooling interfer with my education. ( Mark Twain)
Right now life is just one learning experience after another. By the end of the week I should be a genius.
Adversity: That what does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Trust Allah, but tie your camel. (Arab proverb)
When it is a question of money, everyone is the same religion. ( Voltaire)
When you have absolutely no other basis on which to base an argument, abuse the plantiff. (Cicero)
If all else fails, immortality can always be acheived by spectacular error. (John Kenneth Galbraith.)
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
Freedom, after all, is the ability to live with the consequences of our decisions. (Thomas Jefferson)
One of my favorite sig here ( I forget whose) is: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Then there is my sig by Zappa.
nuts.
"I bring you a message.
Exactly six miles north of Skagg Mountain in the Valley of Pain, there lives an evil devil-monster.
His name is: Bingo gas station motel cheeseburger with a side of aircraft noise and you’ll be Gary, Indiana.
And he loves to hurt people.
The last time I saw Bingo gas station motel cheeseburger with a side of aircraft noise and you’ll be Gary, Indiana, he told me
what he wants to do.
He wants to come down here and kill each and every one of you."
– “Jesse”, Greaser’s Palace
[sub]Okay, so I just quoted this in another thread. But since it’s on the clipboard… 
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Ah, but the point is merely to get it past the folks who are A) in charge and B) going to object.
Now that I’ve properly seeded your young, impressionable mind with the means to get past the once-steel trap of the yearbook editors, I slink off into the … er, really blinkin’ cold, frozen morning.
I hate escapes like this…
**The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train **
**For three days after death hair and finger nails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. ** Johnny Carson
** I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones. **
**No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion ** Robert Ingersoll.
**God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. ** Voltaire.
**Never beleive anything until it has been offically denied. **