Due to recent “friendly” divorice, I have bought a new house and have a new life. My tastes in decorating are somewhat suspect. In my new house I have a 7’x4’ wide facing wall above the steps leading to the basement. I just aquired a 6’ pencil which I would like to suspend by fishing line to appear that it is writting on this wall. The question is…what should it be writting. It need not be anything pertaining to my particular circumstance. Just something cool. Have at it 
I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. I will not write on the walls. (Well, you get the idea.)
“Sign in please”
Sanskrit porn.
And, dear Lord, it’s “writing.”
Fear My Leaded Goodness
egg
Oscar Wilde was prematurely gay
hmmm… there is just so much to choose from… some general suggestions:
- Use one of Bart’s ‘Blackboard Jokes’
- Use a dopers sig (feel free to borrow mine)
- Quote Cecil
How about writing the quote on a piece of banner paper, which you could then change whenever you felt like it? Then you can post quotes in installments…
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh no, please call off the apostrophe police…no!no!no!.. I’ll be good from now on, it was just a typo, honest…
I meant… ‘a doper’s sig’, of course …
Some great ideas. I was thinking of doing the writing in washable paint so it could be changed from time to time. I tried doing a search for a list of doper’s signatures but only came up with a few. Too bad there is no master list of sigs because there are some great one out there
MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Draw a hole. Walk through it. Be amused when guests hit wall to follow you.
I’m fond of “OpalCat is my supreme leader and will one day rule the world”
“Here be dragons”