I’ve been known to really test out the nooks and crannies of my voice in such situations with a forcefully rendered, “WHHYYYY do you build me up - Buttercup baby just to let me down?”
And I say to myself, what a wonderful woooooooorld…
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw”. I’m a sentimentalist.
I’m thinking Donna Summer’s Last Dance might do it; though like hogarth, my wife is pretty much locked in when it comes to striking down with great vengeance and furious anger.
I Used to Love her but I Had to Kill Her - Guns-N-Roses
The opening credit music to “The Hunt for Red October”.
Sigh. This was my asshole brother, not me. Apologies. Mods feel free to close this thread, although there actually seems to be some valid posts in it.
The first thing that came to mind was how my mom used to sing “Where are the simple joys of maidenhood?” when we were fighting.
I’d pick this one….
(Maybe that’s why I’m single.)
How about Julian Cope’s “World Shut Your Mouth?”
QFT
“Keep It Comin’ Love” - KC and the Sunshine Band
I fail to see how anyone can be upset while listening to this song.
For shutting down as opposed to defusing, the only right answer is “It’s a Small World”. Earworm wins every time. 