I can predict the weather with my tailbone. This might be a temporary thing, and I may discover that it doesn’t work once the bone is no longer fractured, but the first thought I had this morning, before I even opened my eyes, was “Ouch, it’s cold and raining.”
today I have the power to leave for work 45mins ealier than normal, and yet still show up 5 mins late to work. My power is mysterious…
I have the power of Cassandra - only worse. I found that I can predict the future, but I don’t believe me. I was shaving down a piece of wood with a very sharp knife when I had the revlelation that if the blade of the knife were to break, I could be injured.
What did I do about it? Nothing-just continued cutting.
Not 15 secs after I had the revelation, the blade of the knife broke and the part of the blade that was still attached to the handle cut my left middle finger down to the bone. :eek:
I have the power to tolerate stupidity in my workplace at amazingly high radioactive levels.
I can give people sudden, uncontrollable, noisy, explosive diarrhea.
You know how people can be so arrogant and obnoxious and annoying sometimes?
Not when I’m around. I hover quietly in the background, fixing things.
The ability is especially useful during election season.
I have boobies of silence.
Baby cries and is overtired, I whip out a Boobie Of Silence and let him nurse, and WHAMMO! Naptime! And all is right in the world.
I apparently have acquired the super hearing. Either that, or my new upstairs neighbor needs to realize that this is a pretty darn quiet building (and not very soundproof) and needs to turn down his amps.
I may have to talk to him about this.