I just blessed someone for sneezing. Now, I don’t think I saved this person from having demons crawl up their nose, or having their soul leak out of their nostrils, but I know from experience that if you mess with this silly superstition, people get upset. Just follow up a sneeze with “God dammit!” or even “Godzilla!” and you get no smiles whatsoever. What you get is the cold shoulder.
How does anybody expect MY blessing to work? I’m not Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or even atheist. I think you could call me agnostic. I’m humble enough to admit I don’t know what happens after we die (and amused by the notion that anyone thinks THEY know.)
So how come some morons five hundred years ago can make up some silly-ass reason all the people around them are dropping dead, and we’re still stuck with it? Well, we are. So be it.
What silly superstitions do you think modern people are inventing that will stick around some?
Example: If you forward this e-mail to a grillion people, good things will happen. (Like they won’t hate you? No, not that good, apparently.)
Will this practice flourish when everyone is eternally online with implanted devices that connect directly to their brains? (If you think spam sucks now…)
Another example: There’s this shadow organization of people doing these bad things… (The reason I don’t fear shadow organizations is that they would be filled with the same incompetent boobs and torn by the same internal bickering that every other organization is.)
Actually, that’s a bad example. We didn’t invent that particular paranoid fantasy. It must be as old as people.
Hit me with your best guess.