What the fu[del]c[/del]dge is up with Mormons and gay marriage? (amazingly short)

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I witness a miracle, friends and neighbors, every time these corporate, political entities avoid paying taxes.

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Thread title is a lie. (the OP is not really amazingly short)

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For me it is.

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Hell has C-Span.

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If churches are having tax problems they can go to these guys and their amazingly OTT website intro.

Needs sound for the full effect.

http://www.iccm-1.org/

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Very true, but still classic Sampiro.

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TLDR.

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If I’ve learned one thing from Survivor, it’s that there’s an apparently large population of male gay Mormons out there. There seems to be one on almost every season. I have to think these must be very conflicted people, although they all seem to be very upbeat and clever people, even taking the million once.

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See, now I wanna be gay. :frowning:

:slight_smile:

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We don’t want Tyson. Either as a member of our club or…well, physically. Eurgh…

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Gays are allowed to marry Mormons?

I would think they would pick at least Catholics to marry so they can drink and play Bingo.

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I don’t have HBO. Do I have to convert to Mormonism or will I be converted after I die and then get HBO?

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If you’re okay with it, wait, but you’ll have a lot of Big Love episodes to catch up on.

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Wouldn’t that be Bravo?

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Well, now that Project Runway’s gone, maybe…

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That would be one ring of Hell. Heaven has 3 layers, hell has 7 rings.

Inner to outer (worst to least hellish)

  1. Golf Channel
  2. Lifetime
  3. BET
  4. ESPN 2
  5. Bravo
  6. History Channel
  7. Encore
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Actually, Hell has the Morroccan Weather Channel.

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I always figured the innermost ring of Hell would be playing an infinite loop of The 700 Club.

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on-site and live. :slight_smile:

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Complete with Billy Mays commercials.