Everywhere I go it’s Twizzlers. Twizzlers are an inferior product to Brach’s Red Twists, but I can’t find them any more. For that matter, even finding any Brach’s candy is getting to be a challenge. Does anyone know what happened to them?
Whoa, I hate them damn Brach’s Red Twists. Sorry. But if I have my choice between them and Twizzlers, I’m all over the twizzlers. The Twists always seemed like red plastic to me, wait, what I mean is, they are MORE like red plastic than the Twizzlers. I mean, they’re both like red plastic… uh, you get my point, right? But you are correct, you don’t see the Brach’s ones any more.
Should we move this to the Pit? 
I mean, Twizzlers over Brach’s Red Twists?! You must be insane. My husband’s comments are along the lines of, “Why do you choose to eat something that tastes like a strawberry-flavored tire?”