What the HECK is the gal upstairs using? (tool, device, etc)

In My Humble Opinion
41

Shredder!

42

I vote a paper shredder with a sex toy attached to it.

43

Now THAT sounds like an idea that the Bad Idea Bears would surely endorse.

44

I’m with paper shredder, too. Once a day… probably throwing mail in the shredder, stuff like credit card applications, etc.

45

It sounds like a router to me but then again, I do a lot of woodworking.

46

You have a very noisy modem.