What movie was this? It’s worthy of an MST3K treatment. If someone can actually make the schedule thing at FXM Retro work, it was on Sunday morning. Was watching on a hotel TV system with no channel guide.
Sixties-era, kinda campy, not a lot of dialog. Where I came in…Someone squeezes into a tiny submarine, scoots away under water from a ship’s interior moon pool, attaches to a cargo ship (names Tyboli, maybe?) and cuts a hole in the hull. Cargo is spirited away and a crate slid over to cover the hole just in time before someone looks in to see if all is OK, and finds a fish. There was a blonde with gold Wonder Woman cuffs. At some point, she was locked in a room or cell in a seaside mission with lurid purple psycho-plaid walls and a bright red spiral staircase. She finds a key with “Perhaps” on it, gets out, meets up with her accomplice who had what turns out to be radio parts under a fake back skin. (Eew!) They assemble a bird, attach the radio beeping out a message in Morse code, gas it up and it floats off. Eventually a sheikh is having his toenails painted, someone brings a him message, much excitement ensues, and the sheikh needs a better mode of transportation than a small car that couldn’t drive well on sand.
I promise, I was not on any mind-altering substances!